anubisthegayhighcouncil
Shakir
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Leo, 26, 40 Miles south of Seattle, ENTJ, (He/His) San Francisco State University Bachelors of Engineering, Pre-Law; “We are the Sons of the Witches you were too scared to burn.”
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anubisthegayhighcouncil · 2 months ago
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This is good advice for young women. Hopefully this helps one of my followers.
So many people who get periods are like “Ugh it sucks that having a menstrual cycle makes you almost die every month” like no that’s not normal you need to go to the doctor
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anubisthegayhighcouncil · 2 months ago
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Eh
To: the Islamic Republic of Iran
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Maya Rudolph SNL50
Sept. 28th 2024
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anubisthegayhighcouncil · 2 months ago
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what the fuck
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anubisthegayhighcouncil · 2 months ago
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My cats wanted to fight again and I wasn't letting them but the passion in their eye contact suggests they started fighting telepathically
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why are these kinds of levels so alluring...
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anubisthegayhighcouncil · 2 months ago
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It’s a cold and it’s a broken mamma mia
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anubisthegayhighcouncil · 2 months ago
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When you understand that kids and teenagers being salty about literary symbolic analysis comes from a very real place of annoyance and frustration at some teachers for being over-bearing and pretentious in their projecting of symbolism onto every facet of a story but you also understand that literary analysis and critical thinking in regards to symbolism is extremely important and deserves to be not only taught in schools, but actively used by writers when examining their own work to see if they might have used symbolism unintentionally and to make sure that they are using symbolism effectively:
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anubisthegayhighcouncil · 2 months ago
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May I not have to deal with the wrath of three lesbians.
hey you. indie creator. get rid of the corporate execs and the imaginary writers room in your brain. the cynical youtube reviewers and disney fans who want sanitized uwu gays probably are never even gonna be even slightly aware of your existence. write those unrelatable blorbos and those messy themes and that weirdly sexy violence. you have no one to answer to but yourself. give yourself what you want and maybe some day, some 3 random lesbians from the internet whose interests you have somehow exactly hit will look at your thing and think its pretty cool, and in the end thats all you ever needed
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anubisthegayhighcouncil · 3 months ago
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Took me until about halfway through college before I realized “study” means “play with the material in a variety of ways until you understand it” and not just “read the assigned chapters and do the homework” and I think that probably should have been discussed at some point prior to that.
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anubisthegayhighcouncil · 3 months ago
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not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl… what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀
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anubisthegayhighcouncil · 3 months ago
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literally traumatizing to learn that the london bridge is in fucking arizona
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anubisthegayhighcouncil · 3 months ago
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reblog to tell your mutual you’re proud of them and it’ll all work out
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anubisthegayhighcouncil · 3 months ago
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Love yourself as much as you want your soulmate to love you.
Elizabeth Daniels
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