antsinmypenis
Exactly What You’d Expect
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21 • Transmasc Lesbian
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antsinmypenis · 3 days ago
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sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year
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antsinmypenis · 3 days ago
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just cast the fire spell. dip shit
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antsinmypenis · 4 days ago
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why are they in there. do they like. get an hour recess or sum. (referring to ur dn) (this isnt a hate ask)
Roommates. Yknow, cost of living crisis and all
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antsinmypenis · 5 days ago
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Loml btw
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antsinmypenis · 5 days ago
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Wolf in sheep’s clothing 🐑
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antsinmypenis · 5 days ago
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Another messy little page of sillies
I AM A PLATONIC CARYL TRUTHER ✊
Tumblr ate my pixels again, click for better quality lmao
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antsinmypenis · 7 days ago
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Save me Rick and Shane toxic yaoi, Rick and Shane toxic yaoi save me
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antsinmypenis · 7 days ago
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sorry i said gay when you and your buddy had a massive falling out and tried to kill each other. it just kinda looked like that.
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antsinmypenis · 11 days ago
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I’m a lesbian and a Catholic which means the only man I’ll ever marry is Jesus Christ the Son of God Bridegroom to the Church and I eat his literal flesh and drink his actual blood every week through the transubstantiated Eucharist in remembrance of when he was here on earth and looking forward to when he will come back
“You just need the right man” I found him. It’s Jesus. We’re one flesh now. Yeah he died for my sins and in doing so united me to the creator God Almighty. He was dressed up for the occasion and everything. He kissed me on the forehead and led me to my girlfriend and said go love her as I loved you be happy. My husband is seated at the right hand of God from which he will come to judge the living and the dead if you care. Yeah I tried to pray the gay away but he cupped my face in his hands and said “there is nothing about you that needs to be fixed. You are holy as I am holy.” He had me nail my internalized homophobia to the cross and he carried it for me. The Holy Spirit gave me the rizz to flirt with my girlfriend when we met well enough that she fell in love with me and when we get married and she’s my wife I’m going to thank my husband Jesus Christ.
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antsinmypenis · 12 days ago
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a little fanart of Luce!
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antsinmypenis · 12 days ago
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More than 200,000 people are trapped in the northern Gaza Strip and are facing a real famine and mass extermination. Also, more than a million and a half people are facing the same famine in the southern Gaza Strip.Speak up for them, your voice can make a difference in this unjust world.
Also save my families within these families
Save my families who are suffering from famine here 👈👈
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antsinmypenis · 13 days ago
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antsinmypenis · 13 days ago
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michonne and andrea aka the only time twd had some toxic yuri for the sickos (me)
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antsinmypenis · 14 days ago
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Heather bun bun
(she/her)
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antsinmypenis · 14 days ago
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Kiss, Kiss, Fall in Love!
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antsinmypenis · 16 days ago
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Socks moodboard
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Literally me.
Requests are open!
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antsinmypenis · 16 days ago
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I am literally a dog
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