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Mold fairies with their berry of choice🍓 Instead of pixie dust they leave trails of mold spores.

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1 more smackarel of honey I'm not driving

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The 13th century Swedish peasant boy who's crashing on my couch keeps eating my leftover General Tso's. I always tell him he can order his own but he's all "oh no, just wonton soup is fine with me, it reminds me of winters at home by the fire" but when I open the fridge the next day, what do I see? Not my leftovers! I don't even think they had wontons in medieval Sweden.

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🎀🌈☘️*:･ﾟ❤さりげないメール*:･ﾟ❤🌈☁️⭐

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working

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☘️☀️🎀.* :☆ 恋の１！２！３！シナリオはロマンス.* :☆ ☘️☀️🎀

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Of course I’m only drawing the important stuff on restaurant napkins

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my teeth were perfectly designed to tear abd rend the soft white flesh of the gentle beast known as the mozzarella

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do we think chocolate guy is gay?

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Woud u rather have a red apple or a green apple or have a fist that shoots blades

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he literally un**1v3d someone???? like yea he's hot but that's literally a crime ?!?!

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🤯 wowwww she's so pretty!!! ...u-uhm but I don't have a skinniness fetish or anything 😨

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Recently had a dream that moist critikal posted a PowerPoint presentation about how to eat tgirl pussy