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woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.
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im not interested in glory through combat anymore. i do not want to be a part of this shit.
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"A world without trans people has never existed and never will"
Poster spotted in Olympia, WA
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Random comment on pasta recipe with more emotional impact than the 1000's of novel length intro to recipies
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I will testify that even if I strongly dislike, utterly hate, and cannot stand a character, I will never go on someones post talking about liking that character and say so. Basic decency and all that
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debbie downer and negative nancy should lez out
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idk man i don't have any strict goals in life. i might make an artifact
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And when everyone’s autistic…no one will be
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"what a nerd lol" i said with barely controlled lust
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every time i remember this video exists im not even exaggerating when i say i wheeze until i cant breathe its the fuckijgn funniest thing in thw world to me it gives me a migraine every time i watch it
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