antigravity-ukulele
Do no harm, take no shit
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antigravity-ukulele · 10 hours ago
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A black swan broadwing leaps across a river.
Plate repaint - now vs then. 2024 has been kinda wild with lots of changes and some rough patches, but I think this is a good piece to cap the year off with; never stop drawing what you love!
I've put it up on my InPrnt shop.
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antigravity-ukulele · 2 days ago
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Lex Luthor hates Superman, Lex Luthor hates the Justice League, bla bla bla… You know who Lex must really hate? Bruce Wayne.
Because he knows that bitch is Batman. He’d worked it through that big brain of his and he’s without a doubt certain that the same idiot who spilled champagne on him last New Year’s Eve moonlights as the Batman.
But he can’t fucking prove it. So he’s resigned to a lifetime of having to make stilted conversation filled with double meaning while Brucie just flutters his eyelashes and pretends to be a ditz. And Lex just has to sit there and take it, because Bruce knows that Lex knows and absolutely uses that knowledge to fuck with Alex at every opportunity—he says the absolute shittest, godawful pickup lines and flirts to his heart’s content, knowing full well that he helped Superman kick Lex’s ass last week and that Lex knows it was him.
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antigravity-ukulele · 2 days ago
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antigravity-ukulele · 2 days ago
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Daughter of fantasy villains decides to rebel against her parents by actually going through with her arranged marriage to a local golden retriever of a prince instead of running off with some local villain-to-be or conquering said golden retriever’s kingdom and ruling it solo like her parents expect her to. Plus, sue her, she’s into the clean-cut earnest look.
At the same time, local prince charming discovers that he’s actually very into the gothic fiance his parents have landed him with in order to try and establish peace with the local evil lair down the lane, he would never have guessed a spiderweb pattern could look so fetching on a ball gown…?
Meanwhile, two pairs of parents in a tizzy because they both expected their offspring to whole-heartedly reject this union and give them an excuse to conquer their goody-two-shoes/evil neighbours, they’re not supposed to actually like each other-!
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antigravity-ukulele · 3 days ago
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antigravity-ukulele · 3 days ago
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your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks
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antigravity-ukulele · 3 days ago
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antigravity-ukulele · 5 days ago
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If Epic the Musical was an anime
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antigravity-ukulele · 5 days ago
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antigravity-ukulele · 5 days ago
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antigravity-ukulele · 6 days ago
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rain photo study
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antigravity-ukulele · 6 days ago
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happy last same year as it was yesterday 2024 tuesday
todays the only/last day you can reblog this lol
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antigravity-ukulele · 7 days ago
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hey guys who wants to see a christmas decoration someone in my area put up
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antigravity-ukulele · 7 days ago
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Baba is you
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antigravity-ukulele · 7 days ago
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this is so amazing
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antigravity-ukulele · 9 days ago
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My current favourite tiktok trend is the one where people wrap presents to look like something they're not and some people get ridiculous with it
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✨The dedication ✨
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antigravity-ukulele · 9 days ago
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I need everyone to know that the ship Götheborg, the world's largest ocean-going wooden sailing ship, answered a distress call the other day.
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Imagine waiting for the coast guard or whatever to show up and instead a replica of 18th century merchant ship pulls up and tows you to the coast.
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