antichi
antichi
Antichi
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Hello, I'm Antichi. I have long, vivid, story-like dreams. I'll be posting them here and tracing the threads between them.
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antichi · 3 months ago
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I’ve been patiently waiting for a nice second-hand wood dresser to appear on fb marketplace or at Goodwill for months. Finally, I grabbed this one yesterday for $50.
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My inspiration for this project are some dressers I saw at Anthropology that have gorgeous carved details. But I want my dresser to cost $200 or less rather than $2,000.
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Of course I can’t add actual hand-carved wood, but I’ve got clay and some silicon molds + epoxy and a potential overconfidence in my DIY abilities.
First up, I removed the existing hardware and sanded this pretty lady down. She is now looking MUCH better without all those terrible stains (and the drawer pulls weren’t doing it for her, tbh).
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Up next, I’ll give her a paint wash or three and start trying my hand at faking some carvings!
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antichi · 3 months ago
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antichi · 3 months ago
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“Oh boo hoo you shouldn’t ask your friends for favors we’re all adults”
I just spent three hours pulling up carpet and staples for a friend’s home renovation and we all did nothing but chat and joke and have wonderful conversation the whole time.
Helping somebody move or renovate or giving them a ride to the airport is functionally the same as going mini-golfing or playing a board game: it’s an activity that you do that is made more fun by having good company, and which provides something to talk about when the conversation lulls.
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antichi · 3 months ago
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antichi · 3 months ago
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does anyone hve any sin recommendations i just fell from the garden of eden five seconds ago
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antichi · 3 months ago
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one of my fav tumblr phenomenons is when there's a poll where all the answers are just patently absurd and yet somehow there's a clear winner
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antichi · 3 months ago
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sunny as onion headlines
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antichi · 3 months ago
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I'll end up reincarnating as a fish
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antichi · 3 months ago
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hey you should ask your doctor about MAOIs. my SSRIs weren’t working so we tried those (i’m on nardil) and it did wonders for my mental health. just saying as a suggestion because based on the fact that you put the fucking onceler on my dashboard in 2022 the meds you take right now don’t work
WHAT
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antichi · 3 months ago
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pretty sure I didn’t upload this timelapse yet! if I did, just humour me lol
my Etsy
my Redbubble
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antichi · 3 months ago
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My favorite emoji expression me and my friends came up with is "throwing rocks at it"
Basically if you ever see or hear something that displeases you, You go like this:
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🫳🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨
☺️🫳🪨🪨🪨
So on and so forth. But also if something is beautiful or true you throw lotus.
🫳🪷🪷🪷
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antichi · 3 months ago
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Today my Advanced Clinical Pathology professor trailed off in the middle of class and said, “If I seem distracted, it’s because last night I was talking with a friend and she asked ‘Who’s that chick in Titanic?’ but all I heard was ‘Chicken Titanic,’ and ever since then I’ve been thinking about a chicken on the bow of the Titanic like Kate Winslet, wings held high. It’s all I can think about.”
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antichi · 3 months ago
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bringing this back
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antichi · 3 months ago
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whenever my program freezes
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antichi · 3 months ago
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antichi · 3 months ago
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antichi · 3 months ago
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HOW DID A BABY TURTLE THE SIZE OF A QUARTER GET INTO OUR LIVING ROOM
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