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just Ne things
having extraverted intuition as a primary or auxiliary function
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Me, looking at stereotypes for my type:
Post: “INFJs are mysterious smol beans who understand the universe and are completely enlightened.”
Me: uhh i can’t even remember what i had for breakfast this morning nice try and where did i put my crystal ball
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MBTI “types as” posts that should be done
mbti types as enzymes
mbti types as bees
mbti types as sharks
mbti types as midlife crisises
mbti types as retired bath and bodyworks scents
mbti types as manifestations of ennui
mbti types as star wars plotholes
mbti types as mispellings of the word excersize. exersise?
mbti types as weird places on your body you get a single freckle
mbti types as mbti types pretending to be other mbti types
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An INFJ
Online Description: magical fortune-telling unicorn
Real Life: *thinks too hard & runs into a wall*
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Person: *is aware of their surroundings*
Some MBTI Nerd: Se-user ESxP 7w8w3w7 SUN siGn Virgo and tritype 7w6w8-3w7w1cp7-2w8w7w7
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i may not remember your name or anything else about you but
i will remember your mbti type
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INFJ: sometimes I think about bursting into someone’s room and dramatically saying “LOVE ME” before tackle-hugging them like ESTJ does. But then I realize that takes too much energy and I’m more likely to flop on top of someone and mumble “I need hugs.”
INTP: I can see that. *starts laughing*
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INTPENFPLIFE GIVEAWAY!
HELLO EVERYBODY!
First of all, we hope you are having a fabulous time during these Holidays. We know that Santa came a while ago, but we would like to give away a present as well.
There are 2200+ of you following us rigt now and we are incredibly thrilled by it, We would love to give a present to each one of you, but sadly we can’t. It is our first giveaway, but there will be more to come!
As you may know, INTP has a store in Redbubble where she sells stuff with her designs, so the price will be a mug with one of her designs (you can choose the one that you like the most) (https://www.redbubble.com/people/irenealmalv/shop)
The rules of the giveaway are the following:
1. You must be following us (this blog)
2. Reblog this post (write funny tags. It ain’t mandatory, but we like to read them lol)
3. You have to be 18+ or have your parents permission to give us your address and full name.
4. It is an international giveaway, so everyone can participate.
5. We’ll announce the winner on January 6th
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Seizure/Panic Warning!
I’M SORRY SO MANY TEXT POSTS BUT THIS IS IMPORTANT
there’s a post going around of some girl linking to a “picture of her prom dress” when the link leads to a picture of a gif’d mutilated face and screaming. i imagine that this could be very harmful to both people with epilepsy or those with anxiety problems and the like. it happened to alarm me a lot.
please boost so no one gets hurt! we don’t want any seizures or panic attacks!
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Types as adjectives
ESTP - cute
ESFP - cute
ISTP - cute
ISFP - cute
ESTJ - cute
ESFJ - cute
ISTJ - cute
ISFJ - cute
ENTP - cute
ENFP - cute
INTP - cute
INFP - cute
ENTJ - cute
ENFJ - cute
INTJ - cute
INFJ - cute
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(I might need to use the left or right suggestions sometimes bc I'm Dutch, and otherwise hardly anyone would understand)
INFJ - I am a beautiful person. The comments for your help. Okay I didn't even need to 😂 damn my sentences are short, lemme try again with just left/right.
It was only one. I think the only way we work out how much I owe me for the use of this message, but the most of your order and the rest.
Beeeeeaaaaaauuuutiful sentence
Tap the middle suggestion of your suggested words to form two sentences, and add your MBTI type for the fun of it.
ISFJ- I’m not grateful that you can have it for you but you can have a great time together with your family. I think I’m sorry but it’s not good to talk about it.
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Every time INFJ is upset:
INTJ: Who do I need to kill?
INFJ: You don’t need to kill anyone. I’m fine.
INTJ: Let’s rephrase; who can I kill?
INFJ: No, INTJ. No killing.
INTJ: Are you sure? I can make it look like an accident.
INFJ facepalms.
INTJ: Can I blackmail someone? We can plant meth on whoever upset you. I know how to make meth.
INFJ: No, INTJ. No blackmailing.
INTJ: Well what can I do?
INFJ: Nothing. I’m just upset.
INTJ: Oh. Well, take this wine and ice cream. I’m out of my depth here.
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me: ah, I’m just being paranoid…………………. (squints) or is it my intuition
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Kill the stereotype that Feelers can’t go into STEM (Science Technology Engineering Mathematics).
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Kill the stereotype that all INFJs are overly-sensitive “special snowflakes.”
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