Hi, my name is Conrad, stuck in a state of melancholy smart assness. Business and engineering student. 22. Icon by me
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tumblr when ur at home: heres some nature pics. heres this cat.
tumblr when you open it in public: H3RES MY LONG AWAITED CLIT REVEAL!! . HERES THIS GUYS ASS.
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with every heartbeat i have left i'll defend your every breath
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god i want nothing but the absolute worst for him forever and ever <3
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When you’ve been cooking for long enough, you stop making recipes and start making “shit in a skillet” and “whatever soup”
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The Dawn Throne
(fog really looks crazy now in some areas!)
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This chapter in writing is almost at 10k 😭 and the fic is at 110 but I still have to fix all the problems that I’m not sure how to lmao
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forgive me father for i have sexualized an older man
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Reese: You know, the guy that owned this badge probably would have made that deal, but I’m not him. :(
Thug: So … who are you?
Reese: … The guy who shot him and stole his badge … :/
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Hey guys I’m looking for a beta reader if anyone knows someone
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She really saw Finch bring his trophy husband as his plus one and couldn't resist complimenting him on his arm candy the way a waiter would show approval of the meal you ordered, ft. Finch's little smile and eyebrow waggle of agreement.
For the @rinchfest Day 6 prompt, Outsider POV.
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