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didn't eat lunch today so obviously i completely forgot to take the med i HAVE to take with food at the same time every day and then i took a short walk and wondered why i felt like i was dying
#i also forgot my morning med#i was just so excited to finish work before the holiday :(#if music be the food of love post on
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This is an insane day for people who got into theatre by randomly coming across bootlegs of this show called wicked on a then-emerging video sharing site called YouTube in like 2006-2007 and were compelled by the lesbianism between the leads
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does anyone know how to stop the body from keeping score? i have shit to do
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Slutshaming women is not ok Slutshaming Alexander Hamilton is totally ok Tumblr logic
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fixed a problem at work that i vaguely saw a manager fix once and i did it faster which means that i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin
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Madlad Cat
he seems pleased with himself
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For sale: ship of theseus
Condition: used, like new
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if a can of ravioli fell down and started rolling at me and my girlfriend i would Protect her
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love how we’ve all made our points so now it’s just like ‘as per my post 3 years ago…..’
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ah yes. the classic "I can't sleep because it will be tomorrow in an instant and tomorrow requires things of me and I Simply Do Not Vibe With That". so I'll go through said tomorrow on 2 hours of sleep. very smart and once again no lessons will be learned
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Gmail only sends me notifications for "important" emails. It didn't send a notification for my credit card bill but it did send a notification for this email
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Dr Leo Spaceman, you’ve just been elected surgeon general of the United States
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Wicked Movie is going to make a trillion dollars its opening weekend and everyone will leave the theater the angriest they’ve ever been in their lives because no one except for me and my beloved mutuals knows that despite having runtime longer than the whole stage musical it is a Part One that only covers the first act
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