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huh

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concept: a mini-sphinx that sits on your counter and asks you riddles any time you try to get by her, and if you get the answer wrong she knocks a bunch of shit off the counter

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"sex scenes have no narrative purpose" is such a funny take on so many levels. people will really believe that the whole human experience is valuable to portray artistically except sex, which of course has never held emotional weight or significance for anybody

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you guys ever seen an 8 week fetus? there is an unbelievably fucked up creature living in my uterus

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That actually happened to me a couple hundred years ago

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Found another idiotic accounting mistake from my predecessor that I have to fix and I was like "WILL THE SPECTER OF THAT MAN'S INCOMPETENCE EVER CEASE TO HAUNT ME" and my coworker was like "Why do you talk like that"

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the real reason conservatives complain "I wish we could get along despite our beliefs differing" is they're stuck hanging out with other conservatives who are fucking insufferable and I think that's kind of funny

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wikipedia i love you but it is absolutely buckwild to present two options of "hey do you want some merch?" and "when you die will you give us some inheritance please."

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This is the funniest shit that has happened to me on tumblr thank you for making me laugh mystery hater and hateie

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I think the historical treatment of left handed people is objectively the funniest form of bigotry mankind has ever displayed