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Be honest, are you a bad person in any kind of way? I've been finding out about gross stuff that a bunch of blogs I really liked did and I feel icky :(
yeah in most ways. Good luck out there
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no! touching grass will kill her she needs tv show that sucks to live
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gf went dancing the other night and met a man with the same name as me and she said “cool that’s my girlfriend’s name” and he looked at her blankly for a moment before saying “like a boy girlfriend?”
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What does “deadbeat fujoshi” mean in your bio?
I force those 2 guys to kiss and then I neglect them emotionally and physically
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i just said out loud, “you know what really gargles my goyles?” and then i had to just sit there and accept that i now live in a world where someone said those words in that order. and now so do you. what a tangled web we weave
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A cyanometer is a device used to measure the intensity of blue in the sky, often used in meteorology and atmospheric studies. It typically consists of a series of blue color patches or a color gradient, allowing the user to compare the sky’s color to these reference colors.
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i'll never be fully offline because online is where the awesome women thinkers from around the world congregate to share little details about their days and what they're interested in
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I don't think my body realizes how healthy my labs say I am
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it gets better. i mean, it gets worse first, but it gets better
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do you guys remember “kick his ass baby i got yo flower”
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I want you.
Like carnally or as like a little figurine on your bookshelf?
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I just realized that many many people have jobs
Rb with your job, wtf do you people do while offline???
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the true meaning of this post will be revealed in 2016
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I did 20 popular tumblr users' "Top 100/150 Movies" listicles and compiled the top 101 that reoccur frequently <3
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"he would not fucking say that" but it's "they would not be having carefully negotiated bdsm manual sex"
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youre weirdly obsessed with finding meaning
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