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[anonymouswh]

Artists.

You do not need your Twitter.

Twitter is not the boost you think it is anymore.

I have seen at least 6 people I follow on BlueSky saying they have looked into their numbers and compared to Twitter? BSky gives them over double the exposure and follow through for outside links (probably because Twitter kills your tweet if you have links).

Twitter is testing a feature to allow other users to click a button attached to your posts to put your art into their Grok ai and make ai art with it without your permission automatically.

It is marking non-ai art as being made with Grok (probably to promote it).

You do not need Twitter.

Twitter needs you.

Starve the fuckin thing.

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Bro why do you keep insisting we try to disarm this genderbending trap? We literally mapped out this whole dungeon floor we can just walk around it...

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Good morning Tumblr

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the wheel trend is so much better than the uquiz one. no more favourite lyrics from songs that tell you a little too much about how spotify-poisoned op is. you click the button and now you're assigned water deer. just like in real life.

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I think I can pinpoint the decline of media literacy to about the time that people starting saying Cinderella went looking for a man to rescue her when it could not be more obvious that this young woman from an abusive household just wanted a night out and a pretty dress

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seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

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When the funny character who only ever cracks jokes—even in the face of certain doom— stops cracking jokes.

That’s when you know you’ve got ‘em.

Maybe that last bit of torture worked. Can’t joke when you’re choking on sobs.

Or maybe it was leaving them on their own for months on end without no one to joke to. Laughing at your own jokes in the suffocating silence just doesn’t work as well.

Or maybe it was when they were shown just how desperate the situation was. How completely futile having hope was. It’s hard to joke when there’s no hope left at all.

Make your joke-y funny character stop joking.

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I feel like normies think of tumblr as the fanart and aesthetic and gifset website but real tumblrinas know that our most culturally significant output and our lifeblood is the humble text post

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Alright was no one going to tell me that in the middle of the Nevada desert is an old cemetery that contains the bodies of a bunch of miners who died in a fire and next door is a haunted clown motel

Why are we still setting horror movies in generic Victorian houses in the woods when this is a real place in the world

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you can always give your blorbos mobility aids btw . you can always make them disabled its always morally correct

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As Elon Musk cements his place in history as a fascist tech overlord and the rest of the world looks at us in horror, I really do want to reiterate what I feel will be lost to the history books

Nearly everyone in america has thought and continues to think that Elon is very cringe.

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Oh my god vampire Batlantern shenanigans but it's just Hal complaining about Bruce's shitty blood

Hal: *chomp*

Hal: ew you need to drink more water

Bruce: ??? I had a smoothie four days ago?

Hal: FOUR DAY — I'M TELLING ALFRED

Hal: *chomp*

Hal: Bruce have you been eating a lot of spinach lately, cause you're so damn bitter

Bruce: yeah I put some in my smoothie today

Hal: did you oops-all-spinach that shit? Was there any liquid in it at all?

Bruce: threw in some electrolytes and a banana too

Hal: water isn't gonna hurt you baby I promise

Hal: *chomp*

Hal: God dammit Bruce

Bruce: what now! I'm drinking, I'm eating, I'm healthy —

Hal: you had fucking GARLIC BREAD AND NOW MY TEETH STING —

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donald trump would have made such a good drag queen

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#Repost @gogreensavegreen

You might be more than one. You might be different ones at different times. 🫶🏽🫶🏽 you might not be one of these. There are more roles 💪🏽 but this is an amazing intro.

You can’t just like the idea and envision yourself in one of these roles you have to figure out how to be about it ♥️🫶🏽

Via @deiloh & @fablefulart

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You roll up to the Wizard Battle and your opponent takes out his spellbook but it’s just one of these