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she deserves a crying orgasm

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Wanna break a cute girl down soo bad... Maybe she's a virgin, maybe not, but something about devouring some cute, shy little thing whole and ruining her for anyone else makes me sooo wet. Take her back to my place and she's soo nervous, she keeps her bra on, she's hesitant, unsure about everything, but the second I'm working my fingers inside her, opening her up for my strap, she's moaning like a whore, her cunt is absolutely soaked, and she knows she can never go back

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the year is 2025

scientists are still scrambling to figure out what “zigazig ahh” is so that they can give the spice girls what they really really want

the spice girls are getting impatient

war is upon us

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the type of horny that can only be fixed by someone who is deeply in love with me

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people who truly love you won’t make you feel unworthy of their love

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please please please!!!

part 2 of the virgen reader with the nordics! <3

you asked and now you shall receive 🪄 ₊˚⊹ ✧ ˚⋆

hetalia nordics | first time 💭 . ★⋆. ࿐࿔

type • smut , nsfw content , they/you pronouns used , first time trope

author's note* you can read part one here! ︎₊˚⊹ ✧

denmark/matthias køhler ♥︎

he's very touchy with his partner as he gets them to slowly relax during sex. he intertwines their hands with his own, giving them a quick little smile to get it across to them that they're doing just fine. he's usually pretty loud, so it's new to see denmark being so quiet. in reality, he just wants to enjoy the moment, only speaking to give them words of affirmation. internally, he's so excited, horny, and ready to go at it with them....'patience, matthias, patience...'

norway/lukas bondevik ♥︎

he's right next to them, breathing on their neck while giving them wet, short kisses down their throat onto their collarbones. he asks if they're ready yet, and it's all good if they are not. "take as long as you need..." he speaks into the crook of their neck. his body heat is making them feel dizzy. "just let me know when you want it." norway's a very patient man, but he would love nothing more in this moment to make his partner take all of him. it's taking every fiber of his being to not start grinding himself on his partner's body rn

sweden/björn oxenstierna ♥︎

as much as he would love to just manhandle tf out of his partner, he allows them to adjust themselves onto him as they need to. it's their first time , and he doesn't want to be overbearing in any way. the most he does is stroke their hair, caress their face and plant a few kisses on their nose, forehead, and cheeks. if they're feeling insecure about how they look or about what noises they make, if any, he'll just tell them to let it all out. "d'you want me to continue?" very polite indeed...or at least for now. enjoy it while you can! ;p

iceland/emil steilsson ♥︎

he shows them where to put their hands, softly holding them and placing them on himself, on his shoulders. "just stay there, okay? i'll do the rest..." he goes into kiss them, which soon becomes a makeout session. when you two pull away from each other, he's breathing hard and pressing himself against you. "can i?" with their consent, now it's his turn to put his hands on them. his hand slips in between their thighs, spreading them just a little bit wider. his heart is poundinggg and he can't wait to get to the part where the two of you are less anxious and significantly more desperate.

finland/timo väinämöinen ♥︎

treats them so very delicately, but he looks so ready to just devour them. he's holding back a lot. he fluctuates between kissing their neck, chest and ear area and their face. and although he really does love kissing his partner's cute face, he's doing it so much now to keep himself busy, reminding himself that they might not be ready to take him just yet. when they are though, he makes sure they feel so good. "waiting for them was so worth it" <3

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hiii!!!

i love ur writing sm❤️. i was wondering if i can request the nordic 5(all separate) going down on fem reader?? any format is fine, and js ignore this if u don’t wanna do it ^^

hope u have a good day!!

thank you anon for the req 🎀 just realized i haven't written a lot of smut of the nordic five─have a good day & here you go !!

{ request } nordics x reader

ⓘ smut , head canon format , nsft , iceland likes dommes!? , female reader , she/her pronouns used

denmark/matthias køhler ♡

i'm just going to be straight forward with this and say that he'll lap her up like a thirsty puppy dog

but to do that , denmark will take his time with her. getting her hot, ready and excited about what's next

he builds up saliva and goes in with open mouth kisses before everything else

goes from holding and caressing her thighs with his thumbs to squeezing them and holding them high in the air for better access

after it's all over, he'll wipe his mouth, smile at her and tell her how he enjoyed his "dinner". what a jokester

norway/lukas bondevik ♡

might like licking her through her underwear, or pulling her underwear down with his mouth.

they say it's always the quietest people that are the most kinky (trust me , i'd know)

even if she likes giving head more than receiving, norge insists on giving it himself.

he's the one that gains the most pleasure from it anyway.

swirls his tongue on it quite a bit because even he likes how it feels.

sweden/bjørn oxenstierna ♡

the swedes are very gentle people

that being said, sve likes to makeout with her for a looooong time before going down.

still, he'll slide his hand in between her soft thighs just to feel around a little bit

holding a warm body close to his own feels like heaven to him, he appreciates it so very much.

setting his glasses aside, he travels down leaving kisses as he goes. once he's there, he closes his eyes and goes on to kiss it just as he does her lips, gradually gettng faster, needier and craving a release as time moves on.

iceland/emil steilsson ♡

icey likes to work her up by telling her how good she feels on his mouth, how sweet she tastes.

to which she'll reply "don't talk with your mouth full"

already very restrained in his pants, his cock twitches. she sounded so demanding and it was doing something to him

he feels up and down her waist line as he slides his tongue in. he goes in deeper only at her request.

if only she told him what to do more often....

finland/timo väinämöinen ♡

this cutie is not shy to leave kisses everywhere on her!

thighs, inner thighs, abdomen, on her clit, every. where!!

like iceland, he likes to give out a few compliments before going down on her.

saying how pretty it is, how hot she looks when he gives her head, how he loves feeling her thighs tighten whenever he finds her favorite spots

gets like, actual joy at seeing how she reacts to his every move. he likes to look up at her once in a while just to see how she thinks he's doing. facial expressions never lie.

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Alfred Petit (French, d. 1895) ~ Wild Roses, n/d

[Source: Christie's]

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🫠

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You're one of, if not the best thing to happen to your f/o. How could you not be? You've made them feel so special, so supported, and so loved.

They'll do what it takes to show you the love you provide them with, and so much more.

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You inspire your f/o. You inspire them to be themselves, you give them the strength to be brave, and you show them that they are worth loving just by being themselves. If there's anyone that your f/o looks up to, it's you. Because you're one of the most wonderful examples of someone who exists as they are and is still so cherished and loved.

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Maybe an odd question, but do you have any masturbation hcs for the heta girls like liech, ukraine, hungary, monaco, etc?

Like how they masturbate, what they masturbate with, what they line to masturbate to, what they're like when masturbating, etc

Not an odd question at all! Feel free to ask me things like this anytime, though I take time for replies. I hadn’t thought much about any of them going solo before (they can easily get laid when then desire to), but! Answering this for women’s day today 😌

Monaco is the girl who sneakily masturbates in public whenever she can. Sitting in a pool surrounded by hot people, enjoying the hot sun, girls maybe even going for that seamless tan lying there topless. She can’t help pushing her tiny bikini bottoms to the side with two fingers to play with herself while her tits are caresses by the waves when someone swims past. Big mirrored sunglasses obscure her eyes, giving her the chance to look wherever and at whoever she pleases and the shiver from her orgasm can easily be mistaken as a sign that she’s starting to get a little cold in the water.

Liechtenstein is still rather young and discovering herself and her sexuality. Her masturbation habits don’t go much further than the humble fingering herself and touching her body to see where it feels best in the dark of the night under a warm blanket every other night. Living with Switzerland, she doesn’t dare being too loud or too bold about it. But despite not feeling the same kind of attraction (he’s asexual), Switzerland is determined to provide for Liechtenstein in every way, which is why one day she finds a parcel waiting on her bed containing a small dildo, a little vibrator, and a bottle of lube.

Ukraine masturbates a lot though sometimes not willingly. Her nipples are just so very sensitive! She gets herself off by pinching and twisting them, sometimes lifts her breast up to suck and nibble on one while fingering herself or riding a dildo. She doesn’t need much stimulation inside, just being filled with something is enough. But even the chafing from her bra rubbing against her nubs can be enough for her to cum otherwise untouched, leading to spontaneous orgasms more often than she’d purposely induce them.

Hungary is never opposed to topping her partner/s with a strap, but when it comes to masturbation she wants to feel something inside. She doesn’t masturbate that often, but when she does it’s always with a sizeable dildo thrusting or vibrating deep inside her, abusing her G spot hard. She prefers a kneeling position or lying prone on the bed so she’s able to move her hips and/or ride her toys. Occasionally (when she has enough time to play with herself), she likes to add a butt plug too or keeps a dildo in her pussy while she goes for more anal stimulation.

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what happened in the last few months thats brought out all the weight gain kink fucks out of the woodworks. can you go away can you stop. like it's great that you think all bodies are beautiful but i swear to god if i ever had a partner who secretly only "loved" me for my weight and only wanted me to get bigger id kill them with hammers

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chobits ★ ch. 11

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currently experimenting with taking my orchids in with me when i shower/bathe (for Humidity&Companionship). it seems to make them happy…