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HAPPY SHREK DAY

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@pantsareunwelcome thank you for your contribution to this holy holiday

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i found the rat

You know when you’re looking up animated rats but someone walks behind you and you have to pretend you’re texting someone? No? Just me?

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You know when you’re looking up animated rats but someone walks behind you and you have to pretend you’re texting someone? No? Just me?

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HAPPY SHREK DAY

@third-broparcelicito

@pantsareunwelcome thank you for your contribution to this holy holiday

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@pomegranateofdeath

you would definitely do this

I planted a mushroom and it grew an e-book reader.

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epitome

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Sangater, I never told you how I truly feel

You mean to me a great deal

You are my eternal sunshine

I hope you'll forever be mine

With our love combined everything is in reach

Our connection cannot be breached

I think we are the perfect match

Together our hearts can withstand any scratch

Being with you makes everything else so futile

Being with you makes life really worthwhile

I anxiously await our time ahead

For now, I keep dreaming of you instead

All of you is what I need

Together, we will succeed

I look forward to our next moment together

Even when it is raining it feels like the best weather

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Your skin glows like the watermelon, blossoms wild as the daffodil in the purest hope of spring.

My yearning heart rises to your guitar voice and leaps like a sangater at the whisper of your name, Biana Vacker.

The evening ascends in on a great chicken wing.

I am calmed by your brown socks that I carry into the twilight of boxbeams and hold next to my lungs.

I am filled with hope that I may dry your tears of gatorade.

As my eyes fall from your eyes, I am reminded of your glasses.

In the hushed, I listen for the last whistle of the spring.

My heated heart breathes inside my foot. I wait in the crystal moonlight for your secret toes so that we may climb as one, heart to heart, in search of the glorious purple sensual shoe of love.

❤️❤️

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being girlunproductive in my girlbed as i girlrot away

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I think that the Hamilton musical is objectively the funniest thing that could happen to that man's memory. Imagine dying of a gunshot wound infection in 1804 and learning from the afterlife that tweenage girls in 2017 are drawing thousands upon thousands of images of you making out with your fellow congressmen because someone wrote a 2-hour rap opera about you. I like to imagine that Hamilton found a monkey's paw and wished to leave a legacy, and this is what it did to him.

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ok i just wanna check something.... reblog if you've never watched/opened tumblr live

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oh yeah, with the new size limit for .gifs this thing can finally be posted

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woof wpof rawr🦈

Rule

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hi bob