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this text i got from my mom a few hours ago is so hysterical she doesnt even use peacock she literally went on it for the first time and Dickbreath the Mysterious awaited her with an outstretched finger

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this image makes me emotional too if i look at it too long

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I recently had surgery, and at the time I came home, I had both my cat and one of my grandma's cats staying with me.

- Within hours of surgery, I wake up from a nap to my cat gently sniffing at my incisions with great alarm.

- I was not allowed to shower the first day after surgery, and the cats, seeing that The Large Cat is not observing its cleaning ritual, decided I must be gravely disabled and compensated by licking all the exposed skin on my arms, face, and legs.

- I currently have to sleep with a pillow over my abdomen because my cat insists on climbing on top of me and covering my incisions with her body while I sleep (which is very sweet but not exactly comfortable without the pillow). She also lays across me facing my bedroom door, presumably on guard for attackers who may try to harm me while I'm sleeping and injured.

That's love. 🐈‍⬛🐈❤️

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why is half of youtube filled with 47 minute long videos that look like this

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ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨‍❤‍💋‍👨

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stellar graffiti near my apartment

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Today's Seal Is: What the fuck He gets so dry

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(source)

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thank you spongebob

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I need to see a bitches arm vein while she chokes me, I need a death grip on my throat

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mau mau

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the aquarium said you are NOTHING compared to an eel

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Puppies getting warm and toasty by the fire, ok?