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Head injury? Embarrasing birthmark? Spiritual tattoo signifying membership in lost tribe of airbending squirrels? Some mysteries are simply not meant to be solved.

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This Eurasian tree sparrow stood still for a record of 5 seconds as I took her photo. I guess she wasn’t as flighty as the others.

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Here we see the elusive grey squirrel, or to use the scientific terminology, ‘large boy’.

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Despite what the statistics on this blog would suggest, squirrels are not the only animal in Ann Arbor. The others, like this rabbit, are just harder to photograph. (Taken October 2nd)

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“Hey, man. Are you trying to find my nut stash again? Did that idiot blogger give away its location? Come on, man, not cool.”

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This squirrel is in the process of burying nuts for the winter. For privacy reasons I am prohibited from disclosing the location of this photograph, lest another squirrel see it and steal their nuts.

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The squirrels are probably starting to think I’m a little weird for taking so many pictures of them. To be fair, if squirrels kept taking pictures of me, I’d think that was a little weird too.

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What is it with hawks that makes them enjoy sitting atop lampposts and observing college students as they walk past? Truly this is the question at the very bleeding edge of fronteir zoopsychology. (Taken August 30)

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The broad winged hawk, surveying its favorite prey - college sophomores. (Taken Decemeber 17th, 2017)

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Don’t date men who dont do housework/chores until they’re asked.

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I made a difference in the world!

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“omg calling an underaged character gay or lesbian is really gross n inappropriate!! they’re a child?? no one should be projecting sexualities onto kids!”

animators:

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Just because someone was abused in the past doesn’t mean they have the right to abuse you.

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“but if game developers unionize and eliminate crunch time, it would kill the AAA Western game market!!”

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my new favorite thing is birds either blatantly ignoring bird-repellent spikes or actually using the spikes to support their nests

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bad puns to tell my crush

are you a parking ticket? the future terrifies me

when was the last time you took your vitamins?

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i’m a thousand years old 

we could make it if we really tried 

can we play some drake? i’m going to play some drake 

i killed my parents and they deserved it

enough to break the ice in tennessee 

i want to die

blue crab larvae are incredibly vulnerable to jellyfish

i think about you more than i’d ever admit 

i threw up on the way here