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No end and no escape
(Anharion for a color study)
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Kaz: “You know my son,”
Jesper: “Yes, I was there when he was born.”
Kaz: “And you know how he’s a young child and young children break the rules?”
Jesper: “Yeah,”
Kaz: “Right. Did you know that you can make mistakes as a parent?”
Jesper: “I’ve heard it’s possible.”
Kaz: “So,”
Jesper: “So…”
Kaz: “I’ve been telling him that Dirtyhands is hiding in his closet so if he gets out of bed too early he’ll get eaten Dirtyhands.”
Kaz: “And he went with me to the Crow Club the other day. Where I am called Dirtyhands.”
Jesper:
Kaz: “He won’t talk to me anymore. And worse, he thinks I ate his socks.”
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Have you ever been in such deep shit that u were like “i might as well die and then reincarnate in 10000 years, that should be long enough for everyone to get over it”
And then u come back, but everyone is even more pissed at you than before!!?
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Sarcean: *exists* The Sun King: nope, not happening; to the time-out corner you go *tosses him into the oubliette*
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The Dark King’s lover but also HIS MOST FEARSOME SOLDIER!!! 📣📣📣
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We have so little on their dynamic but I hope its something like this fr
Just because he can’t lie doesn’t mean he has to tell u stuff 😭😂
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“how will you sleep at night?”
“next to my wife”
THE WAY I SCREAMED
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I’m getting a lot of people on my feed going insane over the fact that dr3 doesn’t even have a title yet let alone a release date.
So, as someone who read dr two months after it came out and had to do the waiting the first time, let me tell you all some tips on how to deal with the emptiness.
Lose your mind to the point where you become numb
Cry with other dr fans
Forget abt the series for a bit then pay the consequences of next month having a whole hyperfixation about it and rinse and repeat
Hyperfixate on a certain set of characters and gaslight yourself into believing this will make time go by faster
Indulge in fan content… For the twelfth time.
Hope this helps!
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All of Sarcean’s problems past and present have come from only two fundamental issues:
1) he’s just a bit of a shifty guy (the dude loves a half truth, a little deflection, a haha—wait what?)
2) and most importantly, he cannot control himself around a blonde with a pretty face. In no instance have we ever seen him show restraint. There is all of four blondes in the story (with the exception of his mother, duh) and he gets entangled with every single one.
It’s a level of down bad I respect
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Basically, Sarcean was the king of saying “future me problem”
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LIKE THIS POST IF YOU SUPPORT CYPRIAN AND I'LL BOOP YOU IF I CAN ❗️❗️❗️❗️
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Visander: everyone is making fun of me
Therapist: what are they saying?
Visander: that i fucked a horse
Therapist: *sputters* d..did you?
Visander: ya but it was consensual
Therapist: how do u know?
Visander: he spoke in my head
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