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me: wow things are actually going really well for once!

the crippling anxiety, waiting in the corner:

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some movie character resting their head against the bus window: sad, lost in deep thought, staring into the world passing by, sorrowful music……

my head when i attempt to rest it against the bus window:

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me with clothes on: hmm not skinny but not fat either im ok i guess

me without clothes on: oh god I am a walking pile of lard

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natalie portman radiates such a terrifying energy i can’t describe it….. it’s not exactly evil but it’s not warm either…. i feel like she could unhinge her jaw and drag me into the ocean like a kraken but she wouldn’t bc it’s undignified 

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When radiologists take a selfie

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If you need any induction to just how lost my tablet pen is, I found my circa 2012 ipod touch

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Jo fucking up Kelsey’s face is a running gag I’m CACKLING

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one time at a wax museum i thought one of the tour guides was a wax person cuz they were just standing there not moving so i go up to them like “who the fuck is this supposed to be” then they just looked at me and laughed

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my favorite winter sporting events

Snow Peas

Beheading

Bat Impressions

Speed Cloning

Bad Ideas

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*stares at selfies until they turn ugly* I knew it

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Date someone who makes you do Aziz Ansari’s excited face