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Saw a post about how Sam is Brennen's foil but Vic is Sam's foil
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if parks and rec was still being made they’d do a bit where ron swanson has to wear a pronouns name tag and it’d just be “???/???” And it’d cut to a talking head of him going
“I’ve been a fool all this time. It’s bad enough the government knows my name, but now they want to know my gender? So I’m not letting them know my preferred pronouns. As far as I’m concerned, no one in this building should refer to me at all.”
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"Kill them with kindness" wrong. 10 PLAGUES OF EGYPT!🩸🩸🩸🐸🐸🐸🪰🪰🪰🐅🐅🐅🐂🐂🐂🥵🥵🥵⛈️⛈️⛈️ 🦗🦗🦗 🌑🌑🌑🪦🪦🪦
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Functionally, there's very little difference between watching a movie on poob and watching a movie on basic cable. Yet, for some reason, the advertisements on poob offend me far more
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I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD
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For the longest time, I didn’t understand what all the hype was about for the Zoom era Adventuring Party episodes. And then I started watching them.
The hard cut to Zac’s frame absolutely killed me. I’m so on board. I’m 110% baybey. How did he get so low.
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It's so weird to me when people are like 'but that will cost the government money!' So what? They're the government, they're supposed to be spending money. What, you want them to take your tax dollars and then do nothing with it? Lock it all up in a big government vault and just look at it? Why are you so scared of giving a third grader lunch or a homeless person a house.
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The "kids are on their damn phones all the time" conversation has changed in an extremely significant way and I'm not sure people realize it. When kids had flip phones, and even in the early days of smartphones, kids were using their phones to text each other. It was part of an active social life. Now they're using their phones more and more to consume content from influencers or other accounts. It's more passive and it's increasingly what people are doing instead of socializing with each other. This applies to adults too, I just keep thinking about high school students.
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the concept and idea of “you can always start trying to be a better person” is extremely important to me both in media and irl and i continue to be deeply deeply disturbed by the trend on this site pushing that these ideas in media are bad writing or even morally reprehensible
because theyd rather someone stay terrible or just straight up die than become a better person
from a compassionate point of view it’s deeply distressing and from a pragmatic point of view it’s outright frustrating
it’s fucked up.
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too much of a freak to fit in with the normies, too much of a normie to fit in with the freaks where are my uncomfortable bitches!!!!!
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load-bearing game changer episodes
Lie Detector
Whodunnit
Do I Hear $1?
Yes or No
Escape the Greenroom
Battle Royale (Parts 1-4)
Sam Says 3
Bingo
Deja Vu
One Year Later
honourable mentions: Make Some Noise, Sam Says 1 & 2, Race to the Bottom, Survivor (Parts 1 & 2), Second Place, Ratfish (Parts 1 & 2)
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Today I told my wife that I had a post go viral on tumblr and she said, "Did all twelve people on tumblr like it?"
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