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throwing up when you’re a child is literally the most traumatic experience ever. throwing up as an adult is like. alright. moving on.

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the skill of going "jesus i just dont fucking care" and scrolling on

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Spin this dang wheel of every 5e subclass. You are hit by a truck and end up on the Sword Coast as that class, at the level you select that subclass.

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saying ao3 needs to censor certain content is like saying a museum can't have still life art that includes strawberries because you don't like them.

these are not real strawberries. you do not have to, and in fact cannot, eat them. no one with a strawberry allergy will be harmed by looking at them. no migrant workers were exploited in the picking of these strawberries. there were no questionable farming practices or negative environmental impacts from growing or transporting them.

because - and i cannot stress this enough - they are not real strawberries.

if you don't like strawberries, you don't have to look at the paintings. in fact, you can get a map of the museum that lists what works are in what rooms and just. not go in there. if you see one by mistake, you can look away. just keep walking. there's plenty of other stuff to see.

yes, real strawberries can cause real quantifiable harm to real people.

but again. these are not real strawberries.

you may have whatever feelings you like about strawberries, and so can i. you can draw and write about whatever fruit floats your boat, and so can i, even if that happens to be strawberries. and we can hang our art side by side in the same gallery, provided you understand that my strawberries are not about you (and your kumquats are, shocker, not about me) and that - and this is true - neither are real.

and when the fascists break down the doors and grab all the strawberry paintings and heap them in the street and set them on fire, please know that they are coming for your kumquats next.

so if you want a place where you can show off your beautiful kumquat art safely, you're gonna have to tolerate having some strawberries in the next room.

and that's okay. because the strawberries aren't real.

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so few people understand the art of the pseudo nap

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You can only eat 2 foods for the next 2 years (with no health repercussions)

Spin this wheel twice to figure out what they are!

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"you are addicted to screens" no no you see i am actually addicted to my friends. unfortunately they live in there

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Reblog daily for health and prosperity

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Polycule but it’s just two people in a romantic relationship with each other and their third who’s pretty obviously aroace but also somehow so deeply intertwined in their lives that it’d just be wrong to not count them as involved. Is this anything.

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it’s really important to me when men put their heads in women’s laps. one of the most important things i can see on my tv. men laying their heads in women’s laps or men sitting and women standing and the man holds her around the middle and presses his face into her tummy as she hugs him around the shoulders. two very important poses. extremely soul igniting tableaux.

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Strange and beautiful how one afternoon with friends equals the desire to live for a million brilliant years

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just found out about this cute little birdy and i am in love

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Noch 38 Tage bis zur Bundestagswahl.

Die Wahlbenachrichtigungen sind unterwegs - denkt bitte daran, Briefwahl zu beantragen, wenn ihr am 23.02. nicht zur Urne gehen könnt! Am besten informiert ihr euch auf der Homepage der Gemeinde, in der ihr euren Erstwohnsitz habt, wenn ihr unsicher seid.

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guy who doesnt realize hes commanding a small army and thinks a lot of people are just going along with his bit

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things that are angels: fungi. computer programming. bioluminescent creatures in the middle of the pacific ocean that have never been seen by people. a weird restaurant server late at night pouring coffee. overgrown things. androids and robots. etc

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NEVER STOP BEING OBSESSED WITH YOUR OCS 🫵