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i just found out @elcycyromem is a bot and not a real person and i've just been reblogging meaningless nonsense for like 2 weeks

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despite what popular opinion may lead you to believe, some rocks actually do have scientifically-proven auras! Unfortunately, those rocks are uranium and the aura is cancer. 

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WE WISH YOU A

AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR

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has anyone noticed that to clean smth u often have to get smth else dirty

massively fucked up

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do you think you could take a vampire?

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maybe i shouldn’t respond to wrong number texts any more

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You can lead a man to fish but you can't make him fish water

Give a man a horse he’ll eat for a day teach a man to horse and make him drinks water

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talking to my friend about their boyfriend who i hate: hmm it just seems like hes a little toxic :/

talking to anyone else about that friends boyfriend: we need to put that man in a saw trap

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“misandry isn’t real” well it could be if we all worked together

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we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

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Band called ship of Theseus who replaces one of their members with every album release

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i think we should rename the Classic Tabby to Swirly Whirly Tabby. reblog if you also think we should rename the Classic Tabby to Swirly Whirly Tabby

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A on the last one and brought that grade up to an A! Very pleased with this finals season- less than 100 days until clinics!

Five finals, one paper, and one assignment for the semester!

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Being in school during these insane global events is so whiplash inducing. Like yeah I have read the news but I actually can't spend any time thinking about that or I'll spiral and I have an exam tomorrow on *checks notes* cat teeth