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how is my ass suppose to stay thin when my matka has periogis in the house every week

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wow

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Anyways, it is now summer for me— well, it has been since the 15th, considering mun finally graduated and had her birthday today, basically just a lot of shit going on this month! Also, since it IS summer, I tend to go inactive. Though, I can be found on other social medias. Discord (clawingthee #2345), mostly. Please let me know if you guys wanna keep in touch, because soon enough— mun will be on vacation and going to college in August.

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me, acting like I didn’t know my rping is shit and that I procrastinate on everything:

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“i love it when people try to hurt my feelings bc i don’t have any” -- from april

MEME UNKNOWN // @pcrfectscore 

Mercer chewed into his bottom lip, his eyebrows furring slightly as he eyed them. “I don’t believe I asked.” Definite sass in Mercer’s tone, but surely there were no regrets simply because he didn’t care - just like the female.

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★*ﾟ‘ﾟ･The Mummy (1999)

❝ What are you doing here? ❞ ❝ You must go. Save yourself. Only you can resurrect me. ❞ ❝ By eating the sacred scarabs, I would be cursed to stay alive forever. And by eating me, they were cursed just the same. ❞ ❝ I knew this was gonna be a lousy day. ❞ ❝ Personally, I would like to surrender. Why can we not just surrender? ❞ ❝ Then let’s run away. Right now. While we can still make it. ❞ ❝ Now gimme your revolver, you’ll never use it anyway. ❞ ❝ Let’s play dead, huh? Nobody ever does that anymore. ❞ ❝ What are ya doing?! Wait up! ❞ ❝ I’m gonna get you for this! ❞ ❝ I’m sorry, it was an accident. ❞ ❝ Have you no respect for the dead? ❞ ❝ Where did you get this? ❞ ❝ Two questions. Who the hell is Seti the First? And was he rich? ❞ ❝ As the Americans would say: it’s all fairy tales and hokum. ❞ ❝ I’m sure it was a fake, anyway. ❞ ❝ You lied to me! ❞ ❝ I lie to everybody, what makes you so special? ❞ ❝ And what is he in prison for? ❞ ❝ He said… he was just looking for a good time. ❞ ❝ What did you find? What did you see? ❞ ❝ Get me the hell outta here. ❞ ❝ I will give you one hundred pounds to spare his life. ❞ ❝ Yeah, I’d like ya to let me go. ❞ ❝ Then we will kill her, we will kill her and all those with her. ❞ ❝ For all the money we’re paying you, something better god-damned well be under that sand. ❞ ❝ Do you really think he’ll show up? ❞ ❝ Personally, I think he’s filthy, rude and a complete scoundrel. I don’t like him one bit. ❞ ❝ I have come to protect my investment, thank you very much. ❞ ❝ I only gamble with my life, never my money. ❞ ❝ What makes you so confident, sir? ❞ ❝ Sorry, didn’t mean to scare ya. ❞ ❝ Still angry that I kissed ya, huh? ❞ ❝ The last time I was at that place everybody I was with died.  ❞ ❝ By the way,… why did you kiss me? ❞ ❝ You always did have more balls than brains. ❞ ❝ Can you swim? ❞ ❝ Americans. ❞ ❝ I can’t believe the price of these fleabags. ❞ ❝ All night you snored!  ❞ ❝ What in bloody hell is this? ❞ ❝ Ah, begging your pardon, but shouldn’t we be going? ❞ ❝ You boys owe me five hundred dollars. ❞ ❝ Where’d all these camels come from? ❞ ❝ That thing gives me the creeps. ❞ ❝ What are those mirrors for? ❞ ❝ Who cares? I don’t see no treasure. ❞ ❝ You’re welcome to my share of the spider webs. ❞ ❝ Mummies, my good son, this is where they made the mummies. ❞ ❝ Ya scared the bejeezus out of us. ❞ ❝ I’ve had worse. ❞ ❝ Let’s be nice, children, if we’re going to play together, we must learn to share. ❞ ❝And when those dirty Yanks go to sleep – No offence. ❞ ❝ We’ll sneak up and steal that book right out from under them. ❞ ❝ What do you suppose killed him? ❞ ❝ I believe if I can see it and I  can touch it, then it’s real. That’s what I believe. ❞ ❝ Why do you like to fight so much? ❞ ❝ LEAVE THIS PLACE!… LEAVE THIS PLACE DIE! ❞ ❝ For them to protect it like this, you just know there’s got to be treasure down there. ❞ ❝ …I am a librarian! ❞ ❝ I can’t believe I allowed the two of you to get me drunk. ❞ ❝ You dream about dead guys? ❞ ❝ Stupid superstitious bastard. ❞ ❝ Oh my god, he was buried alive. ❞ ❝ What are you going to do? Shoot him? ❞ ❝ Did you see that!? Grasshoppers! Billions of grasshoppers! ❞ ❝ That’s one of the plagues, right? The grasshopper plague! ❞ ❝ Oh thank goodness, you’re one of the Americans, aren’t you? ❞ ❝ RUN, YOU SONS-A-BITCHES! RUUUUN! ❞ ❝ Help me,… please,… help me. ❞ ❝ No mortal weapons can kill this creature. He is not of this world. ❞ ❝ You left me! You left me in the desert to rot. ❞ ❝ Sweet Jesus! That tasted just like,…like… ❞ ❝ You saved me from the undead. For this, I shall make you immortal. ❞ ❝ There’s only one person I know who can possibly give us some answers. ❞ ❝ And you think this justifies killing innocent people!? ❞ ❝ Okay, let’s cut to the chase. He’s afraid of cats, what’s that about? ❞ ❝ The hell with that! I’m not goin’ nowhere! We’re safe here. ❞ ❝ What friend? You’re my only friend. ❞ ❝ What are you looking for? Lie, and I’ll slit your throat. ❞ ❝ Something about bringing his dead girly-friend back to life. He needs the book… ❞ ❝ Ya know, ever since I met you, my luck has been for crap. ❞ ❝ The hell with this. I’m goin, downstairs to get me a drink. You want somethin’? ❞ ❝ Yeah, get me a glass of bourbon, a shot of bourbon and a bourbon chaser. ❞ ❝ Jealous? You kiddin’ me? Did you see that guy’s face? ❞ ❝ Is it dangerous? ❞ ❝ Save the damsel in distress, kill the bad guy and steal his treasure. ❞ ❝ You know, nasty little fellows such as yourself, always get their comeuppance. ❞ ❝ From now on, don’t touch anything. Not a damn thing. Keep your hands off the furniture, got it? ❞ ❝ He wants your heart and your brain, your liver, your kidneys… ❞ ❝ I never killed a priest before. ❞ ❝ Kill them! Kill them all! And bring me the Book Of The Living! ❞ ❝ This just keeps gettin, better and better. ❞ ❝ Death is only the beginning. ❞ ❝ Well,… I guess we go home empty handed. ❞

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Starter for: @theonlyreid

The words ‘you’re weird, Mr. Jung’ just made him laugh, causing the loner to shrug a bit. “Nothing wrong with being a little weird, sometimes that’s what you need.” Mercer nodded, continuing to munch on the large whopper he had ordered only to catch the woman staring at him again. His dark brown eyes darted across the table, his mouth open as he was about to take another bite. “Yes.. can I help you?” 

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The roughed up male just smirked as he liftd his hand from the tiled wall, knowing exactly what nerve to hit once he saw the smaller’s facial expressions. "A little birdie and I have evidence, don’t act like nothing’s going on between the two of yous.” Mercer had gestured with his index and middle finger, pointing at the male with them as Jihoon was about to leave the restroom. “And you know, running away from your problems isn’t going to solve them!”  Mercer had exclaimed.

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“do you ever sit down to think about your life and realize you’re an unreliable narrator”

POPULAR TEXT POST STARTERS // @sogeum-beoni

“I mean… considering..” His lips pursed into a pout slightly as his eyebrows knitted together. “I write so yeah, technically I AM the narrator.” Mercer laughed into his hand before shaking his hand. “Have you read any of my stuff? It’s in the school’s newspaper, sometimes!” The male cheered out happily. 

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[sms] why do pretty faces happen to bad people [From Connie]

POPULAR TEXT POST STARTERS // @iiraeth

sms – connie. I wouldn’t know. sms – connie. I don’t have a pretty face. sms – connie. 😂😂😂sms – connie. although, you do... and you’re so kind to me smh

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popular text posts starters

“i cant wait to be a piece of shit w/ a bachelors degree.”

“no need to thank me. your credit card will do”

“im in no position to have high standards but it doesn’t stop me.”

“dont u dare treat ur animals like shit in front of me i will end ur life son”

“do you ever sit down to think about your life and realize you’re an unreliable narrator”

“i was born annoyed”

“why do pretty faces happen to bad people”

“the only thing that i can turn on is my laptop”

“if we date im literally stealing all of your sweatshirts and hoodies”

“why do we need to watch the sky to enjoy the stars when the ultimate star is me”

“they say the best things in life are free but that’s only true if u steal them”

“mornings are gross and i want no part in them”

“i love it when people try to hurt my feelings bc i don’t have any”

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Send me ❌ for my muse to say something they dislike about yours!

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Reblog if Johnny Cade deserves nothing but happiness and love.

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Starter to: @panthexon

“I’m trying to help you, dude. I’m trying to be your friend here. Even though we’re not anymore. So, how long? You and Mr. whats-his-face?” Mercer could only think about the disgusting doings that went on behind closed doors, shaking his head quickly to let the thoughts escape of the so called teacher-student relationship. In what right mind, who would put themselves in a place where they could get a teacher arrested or vice-versa. 

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Starter to: @philobio

The words ‘can I sit here’ made Mercer incredibly nervous. Of course, he wasn’t going to deny someone sitting across from him, certainly not to be rude especially when ninety-nine percent of the seats were taken. As introverted as he was, Mercer simply nodded and in a low tone of voice -- considerably loud enough for the opposite party to hear him. “If you want.” Mercer shrugged, now looking up towards the other, quickly retreating to the novel he was writing before sipping on the creamy, vanilla milkshake he’d been drinking. 

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"I still can’t believe they shut down the drive-in.” Mercer sighed. That place was like his home, one he worked in. Now that it was all confirmed about the closure, he was surely on his way to packing up his back and moving to some other dump.