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Y'all check on your law school friends. The bar is soon they are not okay

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being self aware suuuucks like yeah this thought pattern/behavior is stupid and pointless and a symptom. i know this. [does it anyways

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geometry dash roommate

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fucking love when I'm on a call with someone and they start to do a little errand or go somewhere else and they say "and you're coming with me" like. absolutely I am let's go on an adventure I've been spirited away

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yup. mom. i graduated dinosaur college. haha thank you. thats my trilobite husband. yup! love you also bye…

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"youd do numbers on tumblr" girl i am on tumblr and the numbers? 4

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yo mr white can you sign my permission slip so i can go to the aquarium bitch

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hey if you’re a federal worker you may want to use a vpn and check to see if the “american accountability foundation” (elon) doxxed you. suggesting a vpn bc there’s an IP logger on the domain.

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they call me the problem ignorer for reasons that i know but dont feel like addressing right now

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"why do I feel so terrible?"

-person who forgot to take their not-feeling-terrible medication

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"but the text never explicitly stated it!!!" hey, so that's actually what they tried to teach you in those english classes you barely passed 😁

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gRRrrrRR

My family thought I was watching dog videos...

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My girlfriend is a scientist (not even like a microbiologist or w/e) and she wants me to stop drinking raw milk

my girlfriend is an engineer (not even a mechanic or w/e) and she wants me to stop driving through intersections with my eyes closed screaming "WEEEEE I'M GONNA LIVE FOREVER"