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when i was very small i assumed this song was about some lady who literally kept a human face in a jar by the door and since father mckenzie buried her that meant that he also killed her and basically i thought eleanor rigby was about zombies until i was like 12 years old

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I wrote a handful of songs during quarantine, most of them I never actually chose to publish because I thought what I wrote wasn't good enough, and wanted to improve more before actually sharing anything.

Now that I don't have to care about whether they're good or not (not my job anymore) I'm happy to finally share some of em!

Instrumental made by @kuueater, who very kindly allowed me to claim it for my slime song 😇

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an incomplete taxonomy of christmas music

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Imagine I colored this.. (I won’t)

They mean so much to meee 😭😭

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hooray for blue charmander!

somehow I've done another Chartodile family moment

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"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back

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Finally I drew Plo in Hanfu (Han-style clothing - traditional Chinese clothing).

I ALREADY KNEW HE WOULD LOOK FABULOUS IN IT AND HE PROVED THAT I WAS RIGHT.

I love you Plo.

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Cut to:

Gorgug: would you love me if I was a worm?

Mary Anne: no

Gorgug: T_T

My commissions are open!

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I’m so fragile over this help

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And we all say in unison, “Thank you Denise and Bianca and Charlie and Tracy and Diana.”

The makeup department did not come to play for this season.

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It is Taco Tuesday.

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much better footage of the haka that shut down parliament today

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i’m spending today thinking about how saber toothed cats ALSO probably had a potato form.  how they also had a stage where they were fat little babies with very triangle tails and tiny squeaky voices.  how they also probably play wrestled and failed badly at calculating jumps.

i’m going to fistfight god for killing them off before i could personally see fat potato saber kittens

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Do you ever start bullshitting a paper, and then look over it halfway through and think, ’…Wait a minute, I could be onto something here.’

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"everybody hates me" factoid actually just a statistical error. The average person doesn't hate you, especially not your friends. You, a person who sits in your room experiencing self loathing every day, are an outlier adn should not have been counted.