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others: “so, how ~southern~ are you?”

me: “The entrance of my hometown has a shrimp boat sitting in the main street. At Christmas theres a shrimper Santa and alligators pulling him instead of reindeer.”

others: “what?!”

me:

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make a small wooden bridge using Chinese sunmao榫卯 craftsmanship by amuyeye阿木爷爷

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There should be library rules of "Hey can you watch my stuff" at the airport. Unfortunately you can't, due to what I can only assume is Woke,

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So I started working again today, and me and my coworker had to squeeze lemons which usually is a really un fun job but TODAY. We had the mostly lovely batch of lemons to work with. So we rated how smoothly they cut and how nice the insides of them looked for about an hour. An absolutely marvelous time I gotta say

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laughed out loud

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The funniest one star review of Wicked I've seen so far

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This is a result of the inhumane decisions that members of this administration want you to be silent about in public for fear of a loss of “civility”.

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Hahaha

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pam's sweet-talking savings victory (much needed) (not exactly sober)

[jojamart mockumentary #6]

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A tortoisaurus

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THE GOOD PLACE (2016-2020)

4.06 — A Chip Driver Mystery

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girl that is a weewee

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(via Instagram)

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[Video transcript:] Person angrily yelling: “–fucking computers bullshit. It’s fucking sick! It’s not cool anymore! It’s not fun! It’s not fun to be on the fucking computer! They changed everything about it! It used to be so coooool!”