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Tim: hey B, just a heads up
Tim: Damian thinks it's an important Robin initiation tradition to do a backflip off the manor roof and land in a kiddie pool, and he's up there right now getting ready to jump without any gear
Bruce, having a heart attack: wHY DOES HE THINK THAT-
Tim: because I told him it was an important Robin initiation tradition
Bruce:
Bruce: why would you do that
Tim: somebody has to bully him or he's going to keep thinking there's nothing wrong with him.
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Damn now they gotta reenact scenes from twilight
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If anyone has any name ideas for them, lemme know please!
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Jazz always thought she'd be a psychiatrist. Things did not work out like that.
Being the older sister to one of the strongest ghosts, and being in constant contact with Ectoplasm and said ghost, gave her certain powers.
Certain responsibilities.
She can either talk a spirit into, or force it to move on.
Her powerset is a little broken, she thinks, as "spirit" is a vague concept, and she can technically banish any supernatural entity back to where it's supposed to be.
Demons? No problem.
Gods? Harder, but doable.
Ghosts? Barely breaking a sweat.
So her job, as she is paid to do courtesy of the Observants, is to go where there is a breach in reality and just...shove that spirit back to where it's supposed to be. They give her items to assist, and she uses her abilities in tandem with those items well enough to be nigh unstoppable.
One of those items, however, she never had to use; a length of unbreakable chain so fine it looks like a ribbon. Specifically, a leftover of the very same one that bound Fenrir in Norse Mythology.
Well, she hasn't needed to use it until today.
She was ordered to go banish a new god back to his realm, for attempting to end the world. Again.
Which has led her to standing, bloody and triumphant, over a bound and contained Darkseid as she banishes him back to whence he came.
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Jazz always thought she'd be a psychiatrist. Things did not work out like that.
Being the older sister to one of the strongest ghosts, and being in constant contact with Ectoplasm and said ghost, gave her certain powers.
Certain responsibilities.
She can either talk a spirit into, or force it to move on.
Her powerset is a little broken, she thinks, as "spirit" is a vague concept, and she can technically banish any supernatural entity back to where it's supposed to be.
Demons? No problem.
Gods? Harder, but doable.
Ghosts? Barely breaking a sweat.
So her job, as she is paid to do courtesy of the Observants, is to go where there is a breach in reality and just...shove that spirit back to where it's supposed to be. They give her items to assist, and she uses her abilities in tandem with those items well enough to be nigh unstoppable.
One of those items, however, she never had to use; a length of unbreakable chain so fine it looks like a ribbon. Specifically, a leftover of the very same one that bound Fenrir in Norse Mythology.
Well, she hasn't needed to use it until today.
She was ordered to go banish a new god back to his realm, for attempting to end the world. Again.
Which has led her to standing, bloody and triumphant, over a bound and contained Darkseid as she banishes him back to whence he came.
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Did I make another one in just one day? Yes, Danny Phantom Fanart!! YEAAAAH!!! I am obsessed with him.
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fun in the sun, wayne and kent style!
sequel to this!
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Danny fucking isekaied himself, and he's not super sure how to get back.
So Tucker, the nerd, is super into DC.
Danny?
Not so much.
Sure, he'll half-listen to Tucker's rants on DC, but he's not really up to date on what's going on in the DCU. Sue him, it's not something that ever really grabbed his attention.
Well, maybe it should have grabbed his attention.
Because he got shot with his parents newest invention, and woke up on the streets of Gotham.
He has no powers other than his healing factor and ability to see/talk to ghosts.
He barely knows what the fuck is going on, but he does know about all the fucked up possibilities Tucker won't shut up about (Injustice, court of owls, that weird Owlman instead of Batman thing, something about the green lanterns being possessed, vampires or zombies or hell, maybe both? The list goes on and fucking ON), so he's pretty sure he knows the danger signs to look out for.
He just has to avoid any superheroes, at all, and get the hell out of Gotham as soon as possible.
Except that he's uh.
He's a little before Tucker's reading, he thinks?
Batman literally just debuted the night before, and there's only a few glimpses of the Man of Steel.
But it's fine! It's fine.
Danny just has to...somehow get back home?
...What city was the Flash in again?
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Danny, when he's super stressed, cannot speak in any language discernable to the Living. He speaks in Ghostspeak.
This means that in terms of team ups with other heroes?
He...gets none.
Since most of the time he's stressed due to said hero-ing and speaking in a language they literally cannot comprehend.
Until, that is, he's paired with Static Shock.
Who, apparently, understands Ghostspeak even if he doesn't speak it.
Or; In Shadows of Dakota, we see that Ebon's powerset is connected to the Void itself, or Shadow, making him more ecto-contaminated than Danny could ever hope to be, even if it was through unconventional means. In the comics, when Ebon fought Static, they ended up with a telepathic link. For the sake of this prompt, this link is auto-translating everything Danny says. So now, Static is Danny's default partner in issues where it's all hands on deck.
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This idea could work with any Danny ship, but I like Dead on Main best for it, so that's what I'mma do. BUT if anyone decides to use this idea using any other ship (platonic or romantic idc) let me know so I can see it!
(this is a prompt btw and anyone can use it)
Jason is Danny's soulmate and vice versa. They've got the soulmarks on their wrists to prove it. When Jason died, the soulmark on Danny's wrist faded - signalling that Danny's soulmate died. When Jason came back to life, so did the soulmark on Danny's wrist.
When Danny dies (aka, whenever he goes ghost) Jason's wrist mimics Danny's state of being. It goes back and forth often enough that Jason can and has used it as a coin flip to make decisions.
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hi i had a thought and i need to tell you before it flies away.
Red riding hood story. right. Wolf and Red hood. RIGHT.
Wolf meets Alfred and goes "Wait isn't this your grandpa?"
*mulls over her level of dedication to the bit..*
*notices Alfred's secret collection of guns*
Wolf: "On second thought this is my grandpa now."
Wolf looked at the old man who was slinking in the shadows in the alleyway. “So this is your grandfather, Red Hood?” She asked politely, her tone sounding a little worried. Both she and Red Hood were sitting on the roof of a low building, keeping an eye on the situation below them.
Red Hood hummed. “Yep.”
Wolf asked, “Are you sure he should be the one on the ground? Why not one of us?”
Red Hood nodded, turning his head to look at the end of the alley, where a gang of people were soliciting. He signaled down to the man below, who have a firm nod. “Trust me, he’ll be perfectly fine. He can probably kick your ass.”
Wolf paused and then nodded slowly. “Hmmm… I see.”
In only a moment, Alfred then took out his guns and dispatched the gang members. He expertly weaved between the bullets and took them all out efficiently and quickly. In the end, he dusted off his hands and signaled to Red Hood that he was finished. Red Hood gave back a firm nod and turned to Wolf to look at her reaction.
She seemed dumbfounded, before she said, “…. Do you think he would teach me that if I asked him to be my grandpa too?”
Red Hood paused. Then he said slowly, “Well, you know that if we get married, he’ll be your grandpa too, right?”
She turned to him after a short pause. “… are you saying what I think you’re saying?”
“…. Yes?”
She looked to the alleyway, where the moaning and whimpering men were all on the floor. Then she looked up at the sky and muttered, “Usually, Little Red Riding Hood wouldn’t propose to the Big Bad Wolf after he threatens to take away her grandmother…” she turned back to Red Hood and tilted her head. “Take me on a date first, and then we’ll see, Hood.”
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Duke, who is tired of being bullied for still having only a few spots checked off on vigilante bingo, decides to get even when family game night includes Never Have I Ever. Danny, who is either a friend or basically adopted family at this point, was invited.
He brings up the fact that he has never died and been brought back to life. Multiple fingers are put down, groans and complaints are made, and then they all turn to Danny when he just stares at the ground.
"If it happened more than once, do I put more fingers down? Or just the one?" he asks. The room falls silent for a few seconds before the flood of questions start.
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Bird Cuddles Part 26ish
Masterpost
This is hardly a full scene, though a stopping point. But I'm feeling positively dismal today so wanted to share something. Enjoy, hopefully!
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Bruce sighed.
It was all that he could do when his two oldest were standing in front of him, both trying to laugh as quietly as possible. Dick’s fist was basically stuffed in his mouth to keep quiet where as Jason was using sheer force of will (and a good amount of smugness) to stay quiet.
“Be nice,” Bruce mouthed silently.
“No.” Jason mouthed back gleefully.
Bruce had the distinct urge to bury his face into the soft wings and simply ignore his sons even being in the room with him. He didn’t give into that urge because he was sure if he did, neither would ever let him live it down. Even as he was thinking that, Dick pulled out his cellphone and snapped a photo.
Bruce felt his phone vibrate a moment later.
He sighed again.
Luckily, Cass swept in a moment later (apparently it was to be a full house at dinner), kissed Bruce lightly on his temple, and went over to her brothers. She looked at Dick’s phone, nodded at the picture, and then took each of the boy’s hands and led them out of the room.
Jason left with one last smirk, but at least the door was closed behind them with a definitive latch.
Bruce still waited a long moment before he picked up his phone and unlocked it.
The picture certainly looked incriminating.
When Danny had fallen asleep, likely exhausted from soothing the boys, the panic attack, and the general drama of the day, he had nodded off sitting upright. When the boys had left, Damian had tasked Bruce with ‘seeing it that Dr. Fenton stayed well’. It was shortly after that when Danny had started shifting, as if trying to get comfortable with the wings, and ended up tilting over.
Once he had settled, Danny had ended up curled across Bruce’s lap with his knees on one side of Bruce and his head on the other. One of the wings was tucked up against Bruce’s chest while the other wing, limp with sleep, stretched out along Bruce’s leg and down to the floor.
Bruce ran his fingers lightly over the white feathers. He wasn’t sure if it was because of his horde of children, but Bruce was completely unbothered by having someone nap on him. The thing that he was bothered by, despite his best efforts to separate himself from the nightlife, is how comfortable he was about that someone being Danny.
Really, there was relatively little that they knew about Danny. The biggest point in Danny’s favor was that Lucius trusted Danny—trusted Danny enough to consider bring Danny in to work with the Bats. The biggest point against Danny were the same wings that Bruce was running his fingers over.
Not that Bruce would ever judge someone negatively for being a meta. Almost all of Bruce’s closest friends were or became metas, after all, even if some of them were now also rogues. The meta status was almost easy to handle. The concerning part were all of the little details that Danny had hinted at about how he had become a meta: neglectful parents, a lab accident at a young age, extensive scaring. Bruce touched the faint Lichtenberg scars lightly. It made Bruce worry about what had triggered the change in Danny. After all, some of Bruce’s closest friends where now also rogues.
It was unfair to compare Danny to Harvey.
It was hard not to.
The fact that it was hard not to compare Danny to Harvey was concerning in itself. Bruce’s track record in the people that he found alluring was far from ideal. It felt almost like dooming Danny simply by the fact that Bruce had taken note of him. Already Danny was getting caught up in the turmoil of their lives and suffering for it.
That was perhaps too harsh. Danny had handled himself more than admirably, wings and all. Danny’s actions made sure that the boys had time to get to the safe room, stayed safe once there, and that the assault ended with minimal bloodshed. Bruce just wished that the change it caused hadn’t left Danny in a state of panic.
Bruce sighed. Maybe he had to remember that Danny wasn’t someone that Bruce was responsible for; Danny was a competent adult who could clearly protect himself from at least lower level threats. It wasn’t fair for Bruce to try and make decisions for Danny, even in an effort to protect him from the craziness of being near the Wayne family.
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Starfire can learn any language via kissing someone. This is great news as the glowing specter teenager in the Titans Tower is speaking in a language no one can understands (ghost speak). Bad news: The team does their best to explain to the ghost this so they can communicate with him easier and Danny is VERY confused.
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War of Succession: dp x dc
"It's simple, really," the Ghost King smirked, the purple bands around his eyes widening as he narrowed his gaze. "You release me from this circle. I give you a promise to never return, and you get an influential hostage from my side. Easy breezy. Can't get any simpler than that."
Diana, Clark, and Bruce shared a look.
On the one hand, a hostage would be a good way to ensure that the threat to stay away from their dimension would actually stick. This particular Ghost King had been known for sweeping through the whole length and breadth of at least one dimension, and leaving only charred wreckage behind. A fight against him would waste precious time and resources that they should be using to solve the problems of the dimension they were already in—
—And based on Constantine's projections, a fight with this monarch would be a fight they might not even win.
Wonder Woman grimaced. Batman and Superman carefully did not do the same.
Wonder Woman was the only combatant who willingly and purposefully executed the occasional opponent; she was the only one the Ghost King seemed to respect in some manner, even if he occasionally pointed wary red eyes at the Bat behind her. Still, Diana faced him head on, eye to eye.
"No harm will come to your hostage, assuming that they do not challenge us. Leaving our custody would become a declaration of hostilities between us. Do you agree to this contract?"
The Ghost King's fanged smile was bloodthirsty. His smugness was palpable.
"Deal. I swear it on my crown."
There was absolutely something up his sleeve. It was too bad that there was no time for Bruce to decipher his motives.
Diana held her bare hand out, expression grim, back straight. The Ghost King leaned down— his green-tinged face was blank as stone, his black-gloved hand broad and wide.
Wonder Woman was unafraid. She took the hand.
One of the presiding JL Dark members hissed; Diana was fairly sure it was Captain Marvel, given his age—
Green swept through Diana like high tide, like a riptide, like waves buffeting her left and right until water was forced into her lungs and tried to sweep her off her feet.
She held fast. Diana was the child of gods and a Leader of her people. Of course she held fast.
...The waters slowly ebbed. Diana blinked green out of her eyes and saw the Ghost King did the same, wincing and cracking his shoulders the way Batman might after a hard battle.
Zatanna, Captain Marvel, and Constantine eased back on the circle beneath the monarch.
—And then the Ghost King was gone.
No light. No smoke. No sound. Just gone.
"...Uh," said Clark. Bruce swiftly shushed him.
A lime green tear ripped its way open where the circle had been drawn only seconds ago. Diana thought she heard some sort of voice shouting, and then a deeper, thicker voice growl back—
—And a teenager was punted straight into the arms of a baffled Captain Marvel. Billy quickly swerved to catch him safely, just as shocked as the teen in his arms was.
The teenager had the same white hair as the Ghost King, a similar Black jumpsuit that bore the same emblem, the same sharp fangs in his gritted teeth...and a smaller, but identically designed, floating black-iron crown. Was he smaller in frame? Absolutely. Was he also clearly terrified at the realization that he was surrounded by foreign combatants?
His eyes were so wide. So green. So scared.
His form flickered as he tried to disappear from sight. Zatanna's preventative spellwork stopped the invisibility from taking hold— and his panic clearly increased as he tried to scrabble up and over Billy's shoulders.
The Ghost King had thrown them his heir. Diana swallowed. Worse, she feared, there was reason to suspect that doing so was more to his benefit than their own.
A battle for succession was rarely bloodless.
Diana did not look forward to this...aftermath.
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Danny agreeing with the Batfam's contingency plans:
This takes place after A Glitch in Time. Danny has forgiven Dan but still worries about snapping.
*Justice League Watchtower*
The room was a shouting mess.
A lot of people were hurt and angry about learning about the contingency plans, others were hurt but understood where they were coming from but wished the Batfamily would have TOLD THEM.
Suddenly, Phantom shows up (the League finally caught wind of a teen hero fighting VARIOUS Rouges by himself with no help or mentor SINCE THE BEGINNING and took action. They find out WHY it took so long for them to learn about him and ended the Guys in White PERMANENTLY.) carrying a HEAVILY reinforced box.
Ignoring the confused looks, he hands the box to Batman, then flees to the opposite side of the room.
Batman wearily opened the box and saw a flower.
Deadman suddenly swears LOUDLY and flees to where Phantom is and Constantine whistles feeling impressed with Phantom.
"Looks like Phantom agrees with you, Bats," Constantine says. He then explained what the flower is and why Phantom and Deadman are keeping their distance from it.
Phantom is then bombarded by people protesting that this is a terrible idea and that Phantom would NEVER attack anyone, let alone them and that they trust him.
Phantom then bluntly says that he HAS though. Explaining Freakshow along with what he could do if he snapped. (His way of explaining about Dan without getting him in trouble or ruining his and Vlad's redemption and recovery.)
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