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i fucked up i fucked up i fucked  up i  fuked upppp

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the tea is SCALDING

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i cant believe the empire stole all the damn glass from morrowind just to create these abominations

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i was going to post just the screenshot of the title as a joke but i kept reading and now i’m completely floored by this theory

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This is literally the most heart warming story I have read on Twitter so far. I think this is exactly what friends should do, and I feel everyone deserves people like this.

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we all talk about piss

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I just realized all the kids growing up with Spotify don’t have to spend money on specific music anymore, so they probably won’t have the memory of saving up money to buy their first CD and having it be something super cringy…like I think I saved up $15 for three weeks to buy the Pirates of the Caribbean soundtrack at Barnes & Noble when I was 9 and I was really proud of myself for that. Add your first CD you were way too proud of buying in the tags

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Sean O'Connell still has the best weigh-in stare downs

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nO StOP IT

i aM DEAD

FUCK OFF OK

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My mom kept all our baby teeth but she didn’t separate them so there’s just a box she had with like. Three sets of random teeth mixed around

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here’s the thing about adulthood-

you will go for like three months with nothing happening and you’re bored as hell and then in the span of two weeks eight different things happen at once - some fantastic and some shitty and some just plain bonkers - and you’re just running around like a chicken with your head cut off and no clue what the fuck is going on

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I can’t guarantee it.

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me: im tired 

Someone in walmart: NOT as tired as our TROOPS! 

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imagine being the first amish bitch in your village to like get your body done like ass shots titties done and like beat face contoured… and then you walked into like the saloon or whatever amish people have and everyone dropped their irish fiddles and was shookedt? like everyone churning butter was just in shock and you walked across the artisanal wood floors in your wantmylook.com thigh high lace up heeled boots like your life depended on it… yes god