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I'm sorry that I'm TOO MCUH FR YU TO FCUKING HNADLE!
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TIHS UINT DOES'NT GIEV A SIHT WAHT YU HAEV TO SY!
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TIHS UINT IS PERPAERD TO FCUK TAHT UNT UP!
AND YU CNNOT RSESIT THE SLALVIVATOIN!
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-pours contents of the bottle onto the ground-
-devours bottle-
“Well, sure, I could do that, but I wouldn’t taste good. I’ve been flavored by tao magic, explosions and sea monsters. How about I buy you a drink and a rack of kakliosaur ribs instead?”
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I TIHNK YU HAEV ME CNOFUESD WIHT SOEMOEN WHO HAS EVR GIEVN A SIHT
DNO’T WRRY, I LSAT ANYTIHNG YU WLIL EVR MEET!
HEHEHEHE
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TIHS UINT IS PERPAERD TO FCUK TAHT UNT UP!
AND YU CNNOT RSESIT THE SLALVIVATOIN!
angryvorcha started following you
This unit is informed of your species, and is prepared to resist any attacks or salivating.
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I NO GIEV SIHT WAHT YU TAEST LIEK, I EET YU BCAUSE WAHT FCUK ESLE AM I GNOING TO DO WIHT DAED BDOY?
ASLO, HAEV NO IDAE WAHT A KAKOLAKOFUCK IS, AND YU NT GTING IN MY PNATS SO DNO'T TRY
“Well, sure, I could do that, but I wouldn’t taste good. I’ve been flavored by tao magic, explosions and sea monsters. How about I buy you a drink and a rack of kakliosaur ribs instead?”
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((ERMAHGERSH YER LERKED MER FERTUR))
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NO SIHT I AM, IODIT
I HAEV EESY JB FROR YU, OLNY SVEVN SETPS:
FNID OEVN
CKOOK SLEF
SREVE SLELF
BE EETN BY ME
NO MOER BCUASE YU BNEEN EETN
angryvorcha started following you
“Hey. You are one handsome devil, you know that? I’m Gene Starwind, and I’m looking for work. Doesn’t matter how legal it is.”
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DNO'T WRRY, I LSAT ANYTIHNG YU WLIL EVR MEET!
HEHEHEHE
angryvorcha started following you
Uh hi, I’ve never met a Vorcha before.
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FLFFY! HYE, FLFFY!
I FNINALLY COEM BCAK
FORM LNOG DY OF WROK*
AND FRIST TIHNG I SEE
MOHTER
FCUKING
CUDDELS
((*Devouring the innocent))
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WAHT?! I NO CUET, GD DNAMIT! COEM SY TAHT TO MY FAEC YU FCUKINGIANILEKNAIADUEIJALSKD
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I'm intimidated by all of you! ...Except maybe Spike and Fluffy. They're cute.
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Will you be my new best friend?
HEHEHEHE
HEHEHE
HE
NO, FCUK YU
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Just because I haven't been posting
don't think I haven't been watching
I'm always watching
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