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“You need to believe in things that aren’t true. How else can they become” - Hogfather, Terry Pratchett

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there’s something endlessly hilarious to me about the phrase “hotly debated” in an academic context. like i just picture a bunch of nerds at podiums & one’s like “of course there was a paleolithic bear cult in Northern Eurasia” and another one just looks him in the eye and says “i’l kill you in real life, kevin”

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more bildad memes

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I've noticed that people have started spreading the 1992 Good Omens script around. Please don't. If you've got it up, please take it down. There's a mess of serious and real legalities involved, and I don't want to have to start being a dick and asking for copyright takedowns and all of that, and I don't want to have to regret letting it out into the world. Just take it down, unshare, delete links. Thank you.

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Michael is about to be unleashed, isn’t he?

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I have a feeling that beneath the little halo on your noble head There lies a thought or two the devil might be interested to know You're like the finish of a novel that I'll finally have to take to bed You fascinate me so

You Fascinate Me So, Blossom Dearie

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😆

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I can’t stop laughing at this 🤣😂🤣

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Peak dad energy 👑

neil! i saw that you've been photographed by beowulf sheehan! thats literally so crazy, how did that happen?

He pointed cameras at me and clicked the shutter.

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hello, I'm really dying to know, is the shakey footage in the S2 1941 minisode intentional or not? Thank you 🙏

Yes.

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Went to a zoo where there's a gay penguin couple but the problem is they're the only penguin couple at this point that the zoo has who are healthy enough to safely raise an egg so they keep being given eggs to raise and I'm just losing it over the mental image imagine being this old gay couple who just wants to live in peace but you keep having babies handed to you because all of your friends have too many issues to look after them

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Some of your books make it seems like you believe in actual literal magic, do you? ()

I can write down a few words and make people thousands of miles away, whom I have never met and will never meet, laugh tears of joy and cry tears of true sorrow for people who do not exist and have never existed and never will exist. If that isn't actual literal magic I don't know what is.

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after taking some time to process go (i haven't processed shit) i need to say i hope michael sheen and david tennant get all of the awards because i genuinely forgot they were real life human actors and not a renegade angel and retired demon having fun playing with our feelings

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imagine if you told someone you were in love with him and he was like sorry. I have to go reform the two party system

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My favorite part about Good Omens is that at any given moment Michael Sheen looks ready to climb David Tennant like a tree

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Prime's social media team sure knows how to twist the knife, eh?