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After many years of selective breeding, they've finally developed a breed of phoenix that, rather than self-immolating itself into ash, instead roasts itself to a perfect internal 165° F while burning off all the feathers, resulting in an instant, ready-to-eat poultry dinner.

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we smoking whale oil

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JFK and Abe Lincoln were killed by the same bullet after it popped through Abe's chest it buonced off the railing and ricocheted around America for 80 beautiful years before lodging itself firmly in Kennedy's thick russet potato dip shit skull

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This all came down when I moved out but for a little while I had an all out Webster Wall

I realized I never posted my art on here. My poor roommate came home the other day to discover I had like ten sticky note drawings posted up on our wall

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Detective, once youre done smiling in the glee room, check out the happy basement. It's downstairs, just past the jubilant living room. I think... i think something delightful happened down there. better hurry up.

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drew this post as a comic because its so fucking funny to me

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attorneys don't even interrogate you anymore man they just show you their badge like this

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got chased by a skeleton but when they caught me they just gave me a kiss and hug. turns out it was an xoskeleton.

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I need yall to Understand what they took from us (drippy fresh Jou wearing rings, bracelets and necklaces)

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unbothered king

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dracula comic

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Live in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink the wild air

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Source

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For those of you not in Massachusetts first of all my apologies second you should know there has been a thrilling chase underway since mid-July involving somebody's 5 foot long pet water monitor lizard who escaped and wandered into Connecticut and then reappeared in a different part of Massachusetts and then vanished again. Anyway these images are killing me

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me and the boys have a couple of chains wrapped around the sword in the stone hooked up to mikes toyota tundra gonna pull that fucker out like a tooth.

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As a Sox fan I had to draw @doodlehistory ‘s baseball au. However I think I cursed them with this drawing because they just lost to the Astros :/

close ups

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Twirls hair