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Goats and geese have the same software operating on different hardware
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I think we can confirm Hitler was obviously a bard with maxed out charisma
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(trying to impress girl)
"Wanna see a magic trick?"
*pulls out some cotton candy and a glass of water*
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Oh god
Well, it's a free wooden horse. What could go wrong
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Well, it's a free wooden horse. What could go wrong
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If I had a nickel for every platformer with retro graphics and great soundtrack in which the protagonist is a goat, and that launched in 2023, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice
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As I turn on the device in a moment of weakness, the icon of capitalism imprints it's vile insignia on my retina, blinding me
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