Drama queen closes a blog because she is in depression. Title is a quote from Tony Stark. If you follow me after I closed this blog you are just a piece of shit.
"I can pass you some of my EXTREMELY fashionable clothes."
So you're willing to entertain the fantasy that you'd get this piercing but not that you'd also have clothing to wear with it? You have a strange suspension of disbelief.
“I’m just saying that I doubt I would be able to buy plenty of wonderful and suitable clothes due to my perpetual financial situation but perhaps you’re right and I would find a way.
What sort of thing did you envision me wearing? Clearly you yourself had something in mind. You seem to have a very strong vision of this whole thing.”
So if my students finish a quiz/test early, I ask them to draw me stuff on the back (partly so those who need more time are less self-conscious about still having the test out, partly because fuck yeah, pictures), and it may be the single best decision of my career.
In the past couple of weeks, I’ve told these kids that (a) the Romans believed there were demons in their public toilets and (b) the word for “janitor” comes from “ianitor”, which means “(door) guard”.
So now I’m getting drawings of superhero janitors taking on toilet demons, and it’s so beautiful.
yesterday this girl in my academic writing class sits down next to me and puts 3 bananas on the desk (which was jarring by itself) and i had two bananas in my backpack so i wanted to see if she would notice if i added those to her banana pile when she wasn’t looking and when she finally looked back at the bananas she sighed and said really quietly to herself “oh my god…i have so many…” and put all five of them in her backpack