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Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) dir. George Miller

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my coffin shaped locket is the perfect size to fit one singular ibuprofen

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Forget Jesus, y'all need editors.

Preach I guess

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Cant stop thinking about Opiliones lately. Why are they called daddy long legs?? like who looked at one of these guys and thought "father"

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THE MIGRANTS ARE EATING CATS!

I SAW IT ON THE TV!

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There are men I know walking around who for 100% SURE are alive because divorce is legal.

Hanging out with old people rules because after a while they trust you enough to confess to murder totally unprompted

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I had one of these dive and splash down about 16 feet off the nose of my kayak and, believe me when I tell you: that rainbow trout definitely shat their pants.

Osprey

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I voted I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream, but only because my favorite fucked up little Ellison story is "The Man Who Rowed Christopher Columbus Ashore."

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i'm not the first person to note this, but imane khelif, in addition to winning a gold in boxing, has also managed the superhuman feat of getting jk rowling to shut the fuck up. i think the ioc should give her another medal.

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The best part of this is that Martha is there for moral support because Snoop is nervous around horses.

Like, she said this in an interview.

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The only truly correct answer here is Carly Rae Jepsen, the other 89% of you are misguided

disclaimer: i like several of these artists. i don't care about your moral qualms with these artists, just pick whose music you'd rather hear.

rb for more answers. feel free to defend your choice in the tags/replies. bonus points if you drop a recc for a pop girl of colour. my nomination is remi wolf 🫡

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I don’t want to find out about world events anymore

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Ha! I don't even know this and I talk to Marian Call on the semi-regular...

I always remember this like it's some kind of viral hit but nope, it's only got a few hundred thousand hits over nine years.

It's a cover of Bowie's "Space Oddity" , but only using the top 1000 most common words in the English language. So it's called "Space Weird Thing" .

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The weirdest guy I ever met in a church was this boy who referred to “Buzz Aldrin and his husband” going to the moon. I was completely baffled, and when I asked if he’d misspoken, he got really angry and accused me of being deliberately ignorant of the facts. It turned out that he was somehow comvinced that Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong were married. It took five Wikipedia articles to convince him otherwise.