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If you have a PhD or an MD you can say shit like “Doctor’s orders” and you sound authoritative and powerful but if you’re a step short of those and you say “Master’s orders” you sound cringe as hell and possibly corrupted by the One Ring, this sucks
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Demons are real and they write for the new york times.
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if a demon possessed me I’d just b like ok take it from here good luck man
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so sick of soulless conveyer belt movie remakes. all that money on a bad movie when they could have put the muppets in it smh
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just heard a coworker say "I know this thing wouldn't even work for Jesus" about her printer
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rice is the perfect food and westerners should eat more of it i'm so serious
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Just going to post this banner first, because people seemed to like it.
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A hippopotamus for Christmas: Baby pygmy hippo born at Virginia zoo
A Virginia zoo is celebrating the arrival of an adorable newborn pygmy hippo who made her debut just before Christmas.
The baby hippo, a girl who has not yet been named, was born to parents Iris and Corwin at Metro Richmond Zoo on Dec. 9. She's their third female calf in under five years. The zoo said Iris was all smiles on Christmas morning. "Most people don't get a hippopotamus for Christmas at all, so we feel lucky to have received two over the years," the zoo said. Iris and Corwin's previous calf was born on Dec. 6, 2022...
Read more: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/pygmy-hippo-born-metro-richmond-zoo/
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