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To be a fly on the wall of Tubi headquarters when they decided they could body horror their way into increased viewership
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Salutations. This is your Uncle Sam. And this is the Great American Game.
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there's no shame in continuing to live with your parents as an adult, but it does have an undeniable poisoning effect on your brain that you can't start healing until you live somewhere else
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it’s really important to me when men put their heads in women’s laps. one of the most important things i can see on my tv. men laying their heads in women’s laps or men sitting and women standing and the man holds her around the middle and presses his face into her tummy as she hugs him around the shoulders. two very important poses. extremely soul igniting tableaux.
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posting from my hotel's air conditioning control
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it's like february is trying to compensate for january lasting two entire centuries what do you mean it's been a week already .
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"youd do numbers on tumblr" girl i am on tumblr and the numbers? 4
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i hope february is kind to you. i hope it's a balm to the horrors that was january. i hope it embraces you in a warmth that feels like a warm blanket on a cold dark day. i hope it brings you love and bliss.
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i’m not sure what the fuck i’m waiting for but i keep waiting day after day for it to happen
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I hate limited edition grocery items. Like what do you mean international delight made my favorite iced coffee as a collab with Bridgerton but I can never taste it again because the collab is over….i hate you.
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Those iced coffees look so good he should be giving Them to Me
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hyperfixation please stay with me long enough to complete the project. hyperfixation do not fade. hyperfixation finish what you started for the love of god
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healthy romance starts w friendship
and bad romance starts w rah rah rah aha ha roma roma
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