Caitlin // 22 // she/her // book lover // tv show obsessor // Bisexual (but women are way better just sayin)
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Hacks (2021-) dir. Lucia Aniello 2.04 “The Captain’s Wife”
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This in Philomena Cunk’s voice tho
He was as tall as he was tall, and his eyes were the color they were. To describe his hair one would say that he had some. His face had all the features you'd expect, and none of the ones you wouldn't. "There he is," people would often say of him, but only when he was there. And they were right.
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my bf has many interesting stories and observations from his new job as a 911 operator
my favorite is how meandering people are, even in the midst of a terrible emergency
they respond to “what is the emergency” with “well, the thing is, four weeks ago–”
and then he’s like “WHAT IS THE EMERGENCY RIGHT NOW”
and they’re like “so what happened this morning was, i said to my wife, i said–”
“WHAT IS CURRENTLY HAPPENING AT THIS MOMENT”
“oh i’m having a heart attack”
my second favorite is how specific he has to get sometimes
like, “what is your emergency?”
“i’m sitting in a pool of blood.”
“… is it… your blood?”
“yes i think so”
“do you know where it’s coming from?”
“probably the stab wound”
“have you been stabbed?”
“oh yah definitely”
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Forest interior by moonlight (Red edit), oil on canvas — Caspar David Friedrich (German, 1774-1840)
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It's a lot healthier to go for a daily walk than to sign up for a gym membership you won't be using because you hate that kind of exercise. It's a lot healthier to eat a frozen meal than to skip a meal because you were too tired to cook something healthy. It's a lot healthier to take a quick shower than to procrastinate an elaborate routine for days. Don't aim so high that you won't be hitting anything!
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This. This is devastating. It shows how Donna's character growth from s4 was eradicated when he wiped her memory, and I think that is what the Doctor was most afraid of; that his best friend who is so special to him still thinks she's a 'no-one'.
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Choosing to believe this artwork by Nathan W. Pyle is about Will Graham and Hannibal Lecter…
#hannibal#will graham#hannibal lecter#nbc hannibal#hannibal nbc#hannigram#yes hannibal is a fish in this scenario
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A question I get asked a lot while working at a public library is "how do you deal with homeless people?"
And the answer is, we don't.
The unhoused people who come here seeking refuge 99% of the time understand that they will be kicked out if they misbehave.
The people you have to watch out for are Jessica, who only came because the kid she didn't want had to visit for a homework assignment and she just *needs* to yell at her child for asking to borrow two books or stay an extra five minutes, or Michael, who came in to look at porn on our computers for whatever fucking reason, or Karen who just wanted to come by to throw a fit that the particular book she wanted was checked out and harrass our staff about our collection being too limited.
99% of the time, the people we need to ban are middle to upper-middle class white people while the homeless and mentally ill/disabled people mind their own damn business and are honestly some of the best patrons we have.
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you guys are ridiculous, sometimes the middle aged twink needs to be a top so we can achieve a truly balanced world
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“The fruit was never an apple”
Max Svabinsky, (1873-1962)
“In Paradise” circa 1918
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ID: A youtube comment with 11 likes by Niceone, it says "I've lived 46 years without knowing this. How nice of life to save some of the best bites for later." End ID.
Normally, people tend to get frustrated, even jokingly, if they miss out on something. This comment was on a song from 1974 and it made me smile quite much. Simply appreciative. Like a dessert after dinner.
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hearing Americans speak in real life is so jarring omfg... Get back in the TV right now
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David Jenkins seeing how the Good Omens fandom is suffering after the end of season 2 and surprising us with a OFMD season 2 october release
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Best of Neil's stage directions/commentary in the good omens s1 script book
I went back and read this to help me cope after s2, as one does
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