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how to become disembodied pro tips

1. never exercise, don’t even go for a walk if you can help it

2. socialize online where no one can see your face and body or hear your voice

3. orgasm only when you’re alone watching a video of strangers having a scripted interaction

4. never make something. never even put a premade something together.

5. refuse to touch and be touched

6. get everything delivered

7. replace what you have lost with fantasies of a life

8. deny that you feel the loss

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upgrade your life by taking note of the objects you use most and slowly replace them with the most beautiful and high-quality versions of those things you can find.

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The orange rose is very thirsty

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“show me” - i love when someone says show me your nails, show me what you ate, show me that piece you wrote. show me everything about you

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Boundaries of a woman who loves herself:

• No calls or texts after 10 p.m.

• I have a busy schedule, don't ask me to make plans last minute because I won't be available

• Don't ever disrespect me, if you do, we're done

• My time is valuable, so don't expect me to rearrange my day for anyone

• I won’t tolerate inconsistent communication—if you’re serious, be consistent

• I value my peace, so drama or negativity has no place in my life

• My boundaries are non-negotiable; if you can't respect them, we're not a match

• I don’t explain my decisions—what I choose is final

• If I’m not treated with kindness, I walk away

• My mornings are for me— don’t expect immediate replies

• I won’t entertain anyone who doesn’t respect my time or energy

• I don’t tolerate passive-aggressive behavior; be direct or be gone

• I expect effort in relationships— half-hearted attempts won’t get my attention

• I prioritize my self care— interruptions without reason aren’t welcome

• I don’t chase anyone; if you're not intentional, I’m not interested

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hey ladies, reminder to marry a man who wants to be a husband and father, not just a guy who wants a wife and kids

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If you want a Tolkienesque man, you have to become a Tolkienesque woman….

Be six feet tall, have gray eyes, and long hair

Weave spells of enchantment upon your enemies through your singing

Create strikingly lifelike sculptures

Dance in glades

Slay the embodiment of fear and death

Protect your own woodland realm

Help the resistance effort to overthrow the enemy that took over your land

Give good advice

Decorate your home with water lilies floating in pots of water

Only give your shiny hair out to short kings

Befriend a giant dog

Give gifts

Weave a really good banner

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lowkey sad that the studyblr tag went from being a functional tag where people shared notes and planners and talked about their studies to being lumped in with other aesthetic tags so all the top posts are just pictures of book piles cribbed off of pinterest

like i wanna see what YOU'RE reading, not what someone somewhere was reading at some point in the past and i wanna hear your thoughts about it!!

the academia aesthetic tags want what we have

anyway if ur a studyblr lemme know i want to follow u ❤️