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Arohe: I will not only show you the whole world but I will happily show you to everyone
Moran: But-
Arohe: because you are my whole world
How to win a heart of Astarothe's Elf Prince Moran by Prince Arohe:
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Moran: I don't want to get married, they are telling me that i won't ever leave my castle again, because my husband will be too possesive... Arohe: I won't Moran: But- Arohe: I will show you the whole world Moran: What *surprised*
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Epic!Odysseus: My journey home was long and arduous because I was not willing to be ruthless and the weight of my sins clouded my mind until I became a monster.
Homer!Odysseus: My journey was long and arduous because my men were f***ing idiots.
Epic!odysseus: Actually that was also part of that reason. Did Poseidon have it out for you? Cause he killed most of my crew.
Homer!Odysseus: He did send a storm near the end of my journey when I was heading to Ithaca, but that wasn’t that much of an issue. but aside from that he really wasn’t that much involved. It was actually Zeus that had it in for us, but mostly cause what I said before, my men were idiots!
Epic!Odysseus: Wow, you had to fight Zeus?! I had to one v one Poseidon and stab him with his own trident to get him to finally f*** off. How did you get Zeus off your back?
Homer!Odysseus: YOU DID WHAT TO POSEIDON!?!?
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SYLUS: If you don't want to lie down, we better make the most of our time before dawn.
LOVE AND DEEPSPACE — Nightly Rendezvous
↳ XAVIER | SYLUS | ZAYNE | RAFAYEL
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Something something chloé being a bitch inspiring the gay agenda
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Ms. Mendeleiev: I asked you to bring your most valued possession.
Marc: And that's what I did.
Ms. Mendeleiev: I meant bring in an object. Now please put Nathaniel down.
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Barbie has a great day every day. Ken only has a great day if Barbie looks at him.
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that eyebrow raise
HEAVEN OFFICIAL’S BLESSING s2 ⋆ 天官赐福 2 (2023)
#04. the secret chamber ⋆ 密道出逃
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How to win a heart of Astarothe's Elf Prince Moran by Prince Arohe:
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Moran: I don't want to get married, they are telling me that i won't ever leave my castle again, because my husband will be too possesive... Arohe: I won't Moran: But- Arohe: I will show you the whole world Moran: What *surprised*
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I love it when overthinking is hitting hard like a rock
Of course it's sarcasm :))
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That barbie meme but with zero attention span from Hua Cheng and Xie Lian …
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