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achieving catharsis by jacking off about it

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*If you were put in a room with Gollum from Lord Of The Rings and told that if you have sex with him there is a 10% chance that this version of Gollum will be your perfect partner (all the traits, money, and emotional intelligence you have ever wanted in a partner) but that there’s a 90% chance that this is just normal canon Gollum and you have to live with that experience for the rest of your life.

For the entirety of the sex he will sound and behave like you would expect canon Gollum to sound and behave (which is, badly). He will reveal to you if he’s the 10% version only after the sex happens, think of it like a fairytale scenario where he’s testing your loyalty.

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ya ever get so VIOLENTLY horny that ya fuckin give yerself a fever

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Bro I'm cold, let me wear your foreskin

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2 weeks left in the semester and my body looks like this

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people know me for Grisping It but they dont know that i also.have normal thoughts about objects

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What did Nintendo mean with this?

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why did no one tell me quantum computers looked like that

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youre lurkin' for a jerkin', buddy

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Thay r adding new tqarot card the faggot

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just had an absolutely atrocious thought

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call me easily amused but i still think it's so funny to go "who said that" after saying something wildly horny