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That is submerged in water my friends.

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hey icarus bro wanna order some hot wings-oh my god im so fucking sorry dude

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Experiences you’ll only understand if you wear glasses.

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There are some fics that are really good…

And then there are some fics that would bring you out of a coma if somebody told you they updated.

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shapeshifting is the best super power because you can have any haircut any time you want, you can turn into a hotter version of yourself, you can turn into a dragon, you can turn into a robot, you can turn into a shambling mound of abstract shapes and sulk outside your estranged father’s house at night while chanting ominously about his sins,

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the best part of watching Jurassic World was when Owen said, “It’s killing for sport” then silence and someone a row above me whispered really quietly “actual dinosaur shia labeouf”

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At first I was impressed then I decided that this person was the worst kind of person

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Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.

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There is no biblical evidence that Jesus even knew how to parallel park. Letting him take the wheel seems a bit irresponsible.

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what if i ordered pizza in the middle of the hurricane.

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THE SIGNS AND THEIR PERSONALITIES

Stop Sign: Strict

Speed Limit Sign: Cautious

One Way Sign: Stubborn

Yield Sign: Shy

Keep Out Sign: Secretive

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Do you ever think about the fact that the US has created and legitimized a system of institutionalized inequality by funding schools through property taxes?  That basically a child’s education is only as good as the value of the property in their neighborhood.  Funny how education is so often viewed as an equalizing factor when there is nothing equal about it.

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looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you: katara

looks like they could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll: zuko

looks like a cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon roll: aang

looks like they could kill you and would actually kill you: toph

the sinnamon roll: sokka

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hey what’s up

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GO AWF