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 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

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When you attend school you are technically in story mode but once you graduate your life turns into an open world game with just side quests here and there.

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mood this week

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My latest vlog is now live, Go check it out, And if you like what you see hit that subscribe button! 👊

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(via rfrostine)

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So I FINALLY managed to hit 100 subscribers!

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My new video is allllll about me avoiding pizza.... God I can't wait to eat pizza again..

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OH MY GOD!

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RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU FEEL AT ALL PERSONALLY VICTIMIZED BY INFINITY WAR.

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ᴍᴇ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ɪɴғɪɴɪᴛʏ ᴡᴀʀ

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Me before seeing Infinity War:

Me after seeing Infinity War:

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Groot: I am Groot

Steve: I am Steve Rogers

Me: I am Rekt™

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the marvel fandom after seeing infinity war

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Not to be all dramatic, but can you imagine being Dr. Strange and knowing that literally the ONLY shot to defeat Thanos is to sacrifice yourself and half the goddamn universe on the off-chance that the guy you helped spare can get his traumatized shit together enough to come up with a plan????

Like, i mean, there are brass balls and then there are Brass Fucking Balls

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“Steve.”

“This is no place to die.”

“I don’t wanna go.”

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When your friends who haven’t seen Infinity War ask you if anyone dies