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andyandromache · 1 month ago

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Things end. What I feel when I see you, when I see your heart... that's truly immortal. The Old Guard 2 (2025)

#anyway throwing up #2 old 2 guard

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andyandromache · 1 month ago

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don’t talk to me im retreating to my mind palace:

You're a child. An infant. Your mocking is thus infantile. He's not my boyfriend. This man is more to me than you can dream. He's the moon when I'm lost in darkness and warmth when I shiver in cold. And his kiss still thrills me, even after a millennia. His heart overflows with the kindness of which this world is not worth of. I love this man beyond measure and reason. He's not my boyfriend. He's all and he's more.

#HELLO #WHERE DID THIS ENERGY GO #THERE WASNT EVEN A DIVORCE ERA IT WAS JUST A HOT PLATE OF NOTHING BURGER #the old guard #2 old 2 guard

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andyandromache · 1 month ago

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POV the end credits started rolling on The Old Guard 2

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andyandromache · 1 month ago

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The entire point of The Old Guard was that no one knew when or why they lost immortality. It’s what gave their lives meaning no matter how long they were. Netflix giving it a straight to the point answer on how, when, and why was the worst possible thing the could have done tbh

#LITERALLY #2 old 2 guard

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andyandromache · 1 month ago

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they didn’t even kiss on the mouth

this movie could’ve been an email

#this could be about joenicky AND andromaquynh #i needed those middle aged women to TONGUE DOWNNNN and for what? crumbs?#this is making ME feel gay wrath #genuinely mouth open jaw on the floor #it was a good movie but at what cost #the old guard #2 old 2 guard

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andyandromache · 1 month ago

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this movie could’ve been an email

#laike….#HUH??#5 years…….#five years for divorce and 2 joenicky scenes #2 old 2 guard #the old guard

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andyandromache · 1 month ago

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guys.

huh?

#wdym that was the ending #i saw something about how it ended on a cliffhanger but i didn’t know it was THAT BAD of a cliffhanger #guys that was barely a plot #2 old 2 guard

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andyandromache · 1 month ago

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july rly is gay wrath month because what other month would let us watch joe kick a guy directly onto nicky’s waiting sword

#joenicky #2 old 2 guard #the old guard

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andyandromache · 1 month ago

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chat did they forget about lykon or

#the old guard #2 old 2 guard #bc how did he die if the last immortal wasn’t there to wound him?#might delete this if it’s explained in the rest of the movie bc i’m still like not even halfway thru #sorry i’m impatient

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andyandromache · 1 month ago

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quynh is stronger than me fr because if i had mullet charlize theron cupping my face while in the middle of an intense fight i’d simply kiss her on the mouth

#i’m a simple woman with simple tastes #500 years of torture? forgiven. no business to stand on bc im on my knees for her sorry #the old guard #2 old 2 guard

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andyandromache · 1 month ago

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they released this movie in july instead of june because instead of being a diversity win it’s diversity divorce

#thinking back to 5 yrs ago when we thought tog 2 would be a road trip comedy #the old guard #2 old 2 guard

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andyandromache · 1 month ago

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life is so beautiful. tog mutuals in my notes again after 500 years apart. i missed you guys. thank you for keeping me updated on everything happening in 911

#someone please write a dissertation on why the venn diagram tog fans and 911ers is a circle #i love you guys #mourned the loss of bobby nash right with yall ✊#fr tho i missed my tog mutuals yall got me thru so much it’s genuine euphoria seeing my buddies urls #2 old 2 guard #the old guard

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andyandromache · 1 month ago

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i’m sorry i genuinely cannot take the name discord seriously. i’m trying to be immersed in the world again but every single time they say her name my brain goes “im howling at the moon”

#the old guard #2 old 2 guard

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andyandromache · 1 month ago

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now who decided to dress booker like a slavic teen? i know “discord” is the villain but that’s the truly evil move.

#2 old 2 guard #booker

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andyandromache · 1 month ago

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waiting 5 years for joenicky divorce era has me like should i kill myself?

#this is not spoilers because i’m literally only 5 mins into the movie #2 old 2 guard

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andyandromache · 1 month ago

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old guard mutuals ily. We really made it huh.

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andyandromache · 6 months ago

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youve died a thousand times before who caaares just climb out of this grave again & again &agaian & agaian & again & again & aga

#died a thousand times? like my good friends in the old guard?

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