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andronimo-blog · 1 month ago
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Just a few more hours
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andronimo-blog · 6 years ago
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Starter Rope Curriculum
so you just bought rope and you wanna know where to start?  here’s a suggested curriculum of free tutorial videos.      
these are all self-tie friendly.
1.  karada (aka diamond harness, aka body harness)
2.  pentagram harness
3.  how to coil rope
4.  how to join ropes
5.  basic crotch rope
6.  rope corset
7.  basic chest harness
8.   futomono 
9.  single column tie
10.  double column tie
11.  diamond crotch rope
12.  hishi body tie
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andronimo-blog · 6 years ago
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Why you should never ever ever let sadists handle your orgasm denial
They’re evil, duh.
They will use anything you said against you when it suits them
They will take what you think you might like a tiny bit, amp it up till eleven, and still find a way to make you beg for it
They will laugh at you when you’re vulnerable
They will rub it in your face when you can’t cum in whatever ridiculous way they decided you get to cum
They will hook you in with shits and giggles and inescapable adorableness
They will just sit back and relax till you work yourself up into a desperate ball of frenzy just begging to do what the hell ever evil concoction of depraved things makes them tick, just for their amusement.
Hence the probability of cumming when you think you need to is probably about 0.00392%
I told you, they are Capital E -vil.
Why you should absolutely have a sadist handle your orgasm denial if you don’t already
They’re evil, duh
They will use anything you said against you when it suits them
They will take what you think you might like a tiny bit, amp it up till eleven, and still find a way to make you beg for it
They will laugh at you when you’re vulnerable
They will rub it in your face when you can’t cum in whatever ridiculous way they decided you get to cum
They will hook you in with shits and giggles and inescapable adorableness
They will just sit back and relax till you work yourself up into a desperate ball of frenzy just begging to do what the hell ever evil concoction of depraved things makes them tick, just for their amusement.
Hence the probability of cumming when you think you need to is probably about 0.00392%
I told you, they are Capital E -vil.
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andronimo-blog · 6 years ago
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Kink/BDSM types as Firefly gifs
Because I can. Feel free to add more!
Exhibitionists and Voyeurs
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Littles
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CNC
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Daddy Doms
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Submissives
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Masochists
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Sadists
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Degraders
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Brats
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What we all have in common
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andronimo-blog · 6 years ago
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andronimo-blog · 6 years ago
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Take a piece of the leftover Halloween candy you’ve been saving–an M&M, a Skittle, or something else small with a hard shell. Pop it out of the package and put it between your back teeth. Start to bite down–no, that was too hard, you crushed it. Go ahead, chew and swallow, we’ll start over.
Try it again. Put the candy between your molars and hold it, hold it, bite down just a little and oh you broke it again. Fine. Just eat it. Are you trying to get in trouble? That’s for later. Just do as I say.
Okay. Last time. I’m going to put this in your mouth and push it all the way to the back with my warm thick fingers, and you’re going to hold it when I withdraw. Start to press down. There, like that. A little more. A little more, until you can feel the shell just start to crack and splinter–and stop. Hold. Good girl.
Right now, the thing in your mouth is still a piece of candy. It’s whole but it’s broken, intact but irreparably compromised. Opening your mouth any farther would destroy it; so would biting down, but for the moment, it’s holding together. You can find the new sharp edges of that little glossy smooth thing with your tongue. There. Do you feel them?
Because that
is what
I want
to do
to you.
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andronimo-blog · 6 years ago
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Lecture 3: Learning to Ride the Edge
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Welcome ladies to the third lecture in our Intro to Female Sexuality distance education series. We are so pleased that you have enrolled in this course here at TD Academy For Girls, where academic excellence, achievement in sports, and unfettered exploration of female sexuality converge.
Our topic today focuses on learning to ride the edge without “accidentally” being swept over the edge and climaxing while masturbating or having sex.
Sadly, at the beginning of every term there is always a parade of some of our resident students standing before my desk in my Headmasters office whining and tearfully offering me excuses for why they simply cannot complete an edging session without accidentally having an orgasm. My response is always the same. I give them the encouragement they need to succeed.
I bend them over my desk, lift their short pleated plaid skirts, lower their lacy panties to their knees, and then apply my polished ash “board of education” to their pale, tender “seats of learning.” Without fail, each girl leaves my office with both a bright red bottom and a renewed sense of dedication to taking responsibility for their own orgasms by learning to edge without having “accidental” climaxes.
I mention this to encourage each of you that no matter how little you may believe you can do it, you can learn not only to edge, but to ride an edge without having orgasms. Of course, if any of you ladies feel the need for a bit of motivation to master edge riding, feel free to pay a visit to our campus and make an appointment to speak with me. My door is always open.
For the lecture today, I have prepared an infographic with some tips that I’m confident you will find very helpful in learning how to successfully ride an edge. 
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Now let’s have some fun with a practical exercise.
PRACTICAL EXERCISE
Hopefully, you ladies have been practicing since beginning this academic term. If you have been edging regularly, as all TD Academy good girls are expected to do, you should all have a better idea of what it feels like when you are approaching your own personal PNR.
Now it is time to put your knowledge to the test by attempting to ride your first edge. You will need 20-30 minutes of privacy to complete this practical exercise.
1) Remove your clothing, including knickers. Lie down on your back, feet together and knees apart.
2) Stimulate yourself until you are wet and aroused. While you do, be attentive to and feel every sensation in your body (especially in your pelvic floor).
3) Once you’re aroused, using the three middle fingers of your dominant hand (the one you usually use for masturbation) rub your clitoris in circles. Use the speed and amount of firmness that feels best.
4) When you feel you’re getting close to your PNR, start using the tips provided in the infographic to reduce your arousal rate and avoid orgasm. Experiment and learn which techniques work best for you. Breath control is always going to help, so consciously focus on taking those long six-count inhales and exhales instead of allowing your breathing to default to the rapid, shallow variety that always accompanies an increased heart rate.
5) While you focus on slow deep breathing, continue to monitor and feel every sensation in your body. Be a big girl, face your sensations, feel them fully – don’t run away from them. Take responsibility for avoiding orgasm.
6) Once you are edging, try to stay close to the brink. Do your best to continue the stimulation, but take advantage of all the tools you have been given to avoid climax. Pause the stimulation from time to time and then start again if you must to avoid coming.
7) After 20 minutes of edging, stop, put your clothes back on and do something else.
Congratulations, you have completed a session of basic edge riding.
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andronimo-blog · 6 years ago
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Guides Masterpost
Aftercare Anal Sex Behaviour Modification Consent Contracts DD/LG (Littles) D/s Titles List Ice-Branding Kink-Compatibility Kink on a Budget Kinky Shopping Rape Play Safewords Sex Toys Sex Work Sub-Drop/Top-Drop Subspace Punishment Management Wax-Play
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andronimo-blog · 11 years ago
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party all night, and sleep all day. AND THROW ALL OF YOUR TROUBLES AWAY-AY-AY
//What should I do to celebrate over 500 followers?
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andronimo-blog · 11 years ago
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Hey. I know times are tough, and I know you're hurting. more than can fill a Tardis, and more than the Doctor's massive heart can hold. But know this. Your Keyblade is the one to open the heart of the world. You may not think like that now. But trust me. I've been where you are. And the people around me helped more than I could believe. This is not the end, but just the beginning. No matter what anyone says, they don't know who you truly are. They don't know your likes, dislikes, your mannerisms, or even what you like to do on a Saturday night (personally, I love sitting in front of my Xbox.) Never give up. They aren't worth harming yourself over, because if they do this, then they aren't worth the air they breathe.
You are the important one. not them. never forget that.
//I love you all. Don't ever forget that. I may not be here anymore but I still love you. I know I'm being selfish, but that's one of the many reasons I don't deserve to live. Doccy, Sky, and Matty wish you farewell and say they love you, too.
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