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i love listening to my fiancée drawing

“no stop” “oh no i didn’t mean to do that” “wRONG LAYER” “wait go back” “what line is that?!” “cAN YOU– [irritated noises]” “oh you…bastard” “what..layer is that on??”

she’s so cute djksfh

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you can always give your blorbos mobility aids btw . you can always make them disabled its always morally correct

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nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

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kitten, stop fucking around and tell daddy where you hid his prozac or daddy's gonna add another 'hey there delilah' to the sex playlist

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i saw this tweet yesterday and then today on the subway i saw a guy stumble on the subway and i laughed aloud at him by mistake while remembering it

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Does this count as finding a walrus at your door?

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Is there rly any softer scene than when o'malley sees duchess and falls in love with her at first sight in the aristocats, complimenting her at every turn and climbing into a cherry blossom tree to make the flower petals snow gracefully down on her? How dreamy 🥀💕

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in mesopotamia there were no 'cover letters' or 'curriculum vitaes'. there were just, pots.

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nurse feratu and dr. acula are ready to see you for your blood tests

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training your brain to default to gender neutral language is actually so fun & sexy & will challenge so many dumbass assumptions you didn't even realize u had about the world

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Made a little something on slur reclamation.

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see, you and i? we’re like spunchbob and patrice

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Have you read The True Story of the 3 Little Pigs?