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detective: [kneels down looking over a dead body] hm. gross

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Nothing happened to our skeleton brethren, they're just dormant awaiting the next important cause to take up their arms, literally none of them are wearing their arms right now. That's besides the point. There are more skeletons hatching everyday, which tells he something big is coming!!!!

I miss Skeleton War posts so much. They’d usually start popping up around this time. People would be celebrating, even cracking jokes or participating. What happened to our dear Skeleton War brethren? Have they found peace? Or are we doomed to have weak bones?

I propose:

Skeleton War 2024.

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Is it a state of insanity?

You will not believe what state I'm going to AGAIN

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I think we need to send you to weenie hut jr.

Do I look like a weiner

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Have your parents met his parents?

Why are phobias considered irrational. Like fear of clowns. That's rational because it's a guy you don't know

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If everything is so black and white to you, then help me understand these shades of gray.

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Conversation with a friend

Me: I didn't know that was something people who owned tiddies actually experienced until I experienced it.

Friend: We don't own our tiddies, our tiddies own us

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Sokka: Aang y'know how you took away Ozai’s firebending?

Aang: I recall yes

Sokka: can I have it

Aang: …what?

Sokka: can I have his firebending. just for like ten minutes

Aang: what no

Sokka: why not I wanna prank zuko

Aang:

Aang:

Aang: okay five minutes

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Me: *tells whole story about how my mom made a storm trooper toy flip off my brother and he flipped it off back and she started to get mad and I told mom she started it*

F1: I guess all's fair in love and toys

Me: that's sounds-

F1: DON'T! I know how that sounded

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Incorrect things my friends says

"prepare for double.... and make it trouble"

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uh oh..... oh nooo.... what do I do!?

The sexy lady bots have found me!!!

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Hey is anybody having trouble with those Captcha test things lately? Mine are getting kinda weird and I’m even not too sure what to click on

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REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches

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This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

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