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if mangoes didnt have the pit inside of them they would have to invent a new 8th deadly sin to describe the way i act around them because greed gluttony and lust wouldn't even Begin to cover the heinous depraved things i would do if there wasn't a piece of wood lurking inside to humble me

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You can identify a fake redneck by their passionate support of “blue lives matter.” Real rednecks have been in at least one physical fight and/or high-speed chase with police officers and would do it again

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Unmute !

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“i asked chatgpt-” ohhh ok so nothing you are about to say matters at all

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cops follow a fare evasion suspect, try to taze him, end up shooting him, another cop, and two bistanders. they're then called brave by the mayor of New York

cops committed a mass shooting over three dollars.

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I just wanna address the rumours real quick; I am NOT microwave safe. do not put me in there

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How was my doctor like "okay we'll try ADHD medication but we gotta be careful cause it's addictive" when I'm going through my day like "shit I forgot my meds. Shit I forgot my meds. Shit I forgot my meds. Shit I f

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In the 2000s you sat a kid in front of a Neopets pet page and they’d learn the fundamentals of html within the hour

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buffy summers not wearing a bra again during another visit to spikes crypt which could mean nothing

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Literally. I’m trans masc and get testosterone pellets so I googled a video of the process to see why it hurt for a full week. The patient in the example was a cis woman getting testosterone to deal with her fatigue issues. Hormones are for everyone!

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