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then they had a bro cuddle and slept. but. dont. worry. just. bros.

I love bros having valentines dinner together. just two bros. being bros. on valentines day.

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I love bros having valentines dinner together. just two bros. being bros. on valentines day.

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Andrew is so hot I can’t believe Garrett gets to fuck him every night

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Proof that Andrew and Garrett are secretly superheroes

​Garrett catches balloon: im spiderman hiiii

https://youtu.be/5aZWn8QCLNI?t=135

*Andrew catches a small piece of tape with one hand while filming at the same time*

Shane: wOW

https://youtu.be/5aZWn8QCLNI?t=161

Garrett’s skillful sword play and weird collection of weapons:

https://youtu.be/Jm-2woWs3tk?t=588

https://youtu.be/0wpddZjCuiI?t=848

Garrett has taken up boxing bc of the evil villians he’s been fighting: https://youtu.be/0wpddZjCuiI?t=872

Andrew being alert and frustrated faces when an ambulance passed (Possibly upset that he couldn’t leave and transform into his superhero persona bc shane and ryland were in the car??”:

https://youtu.be/zKa230ouqI0?t=337

Andrew being very particular about clothing bc he is probably used to superhero clothing being perfect and iconic:

https://youtu.be/zKa230ouqI0?t=482

Garrett ghosting people bc he doesn’t want them to get in danger or leaving dates suddenly because someone is in need of help:

https://youtu.be/F6c36eiPhvo?t=701

The moment Garrett realizes he’s meant to be a “crime fighter” also he is professionally handling the staff (ew that sounded wrong am i actually 9 yrs old??”):  

Garrett: this is the reality I knew I would full fill, im a crime fighter now.

https://youtu.be/rcEB-gXvTUs?t=251

Im sure there are other examples and I will further expose their super hero identity. Pls add to this. or not i dont think i want to put them in danger by letting their enemies find out who they really are. 

Also think about a Gandrew au where andrew and garrett fight crime together.

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thank you

i feel like andrew says these words quite often

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OOHHH MMYYY GOOODDDDD

tea? 🤔🤔🤔

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SKSKSKSKSKKSKKSKSK GARRETT IS JUST LOOKING DOWN?? AT?? HIM?? AND THEY’RE BOTH JUST SMILE LIKE TF? PARENTS PLESE 

I can’t remember where I originally found this photo as I took this screenshot weeks ago and I forgot to upload it, so here ya go 💕

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about me because i ctrl c and then ctrl v

( i got this from @disaster-bi-shane )

1. What is you middle name? faith 2. How old are you? 12 :0  3. When is your birthday? april 10ths 4. What is your zodiac sign? aries 5. What is your favorite color? p u r p l e 6. What’s your lucky number? 28 7. Do you have any pets? cat [] murt 8. Where are you from? UK 9. How tall are you? 5′6?! 10. What shoe size are you? i literally throw on any as long as they fit 11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? 2 12. What was your last dream about? my death 13. What talents do you have? i can sing?? 14. Are you psychic in any way? i mean i had murder on my mind once but thats it 15. Favorite song? i cant chose 16. Favorite movie? idk 17. Who would be your ideal partner? andrew siwicki 18. Do you want children? no 19. Do you want a church wedding? no 20. Are you religious? no 21. Have you ever been to the hospital? ya 22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law? idk 23. Have you ever met any celebrities?  24. Baths or showers? baths 25. What color socks are you wearing? none 26. Have you ever been famous? no except this one fb post 27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? ye 28. What type of music do you like? pop, 90s, country, idk 29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? for a dare 30. How many pillows do you sleep with? over 100 i s2g 31. What position do you usually sleep in? curled up?? 32. How big is your house? big enough for me to be happy in 33. What do you typically have for breakfast? apples 34. Have you ever fired a gun? ye 35. Have you ever tried archery? yea 36. Favorite clean word? boogers 37. Favorite swear word? fuck 38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep? 4 days 39. Do you have any scars? YEEPERRS 40. Have you ever had a secret admirer? yea 41. Are you a good liar? yup 42. Are you a good judge of character? im honest? 43. Can you do any other accents other than your own? american? 44. Do you have a strong accent? yea 45. What is your favorite accent? mine 46. What is your personality type? gay 47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing? this gucci thing that i lost :O 48. Can you curl your tongue? ye 49. Are you an innie or an outie? innieeeeeee 50. Left or right handed? booothhhh 51. Are you scared of spiders? no 52. Favorite food? spaggtethhii 53. Favorite foreign food? ^ 54. Are you a clean or messy person? both 55. Most used phrased? FUCKING *inserts friends name* 56. Most used word? me 57. How long does it take for you to get ready? 5 mins 58. Do you have much of an ego? idk 59. Do you suck or bite lollipops? suck and then swallow :0 60. Do you talk to yourself? yeah 61. Do you sing to yourself? yeah 62. Are you a good singer? people say i am 63. Biggest Fear? the mirrior 64. Are you a gossip? i like spilling the tea and hearing the tea  65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen? idk 66. Do you like long or short hair? S H O R T 67. Can you name all 50 states of America? yea  68. Favorite school subject? lunch 69. Extrovert or Introvert? what- 70. Have you ever been scuba diving? no 71. What makes you nervous? bees 72. Are you scared of the dark? no 73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? not rlly 74. Are you ticklish? yea 75. Have you ever started a rumor? yea 76. Have you ever been in a position of authority? no 77. Have you ever drank underage? maybe 78. Have you ever done drugs? is weed a drug :0 79. Who was your first real crush? litterally andrew siwicki 80. How many piercings do you have? 3 81. Can you roll your Rs?“ ya 82. How fast can you type? pretty fucking fast bitch 83. How fast can you run? slow 84. What color is your hair? jet black 85. What color is your eyes? blueeee but contacts r purrpleee 86. What are you allergic to? bees.. seafooddd... more idk of 87. Do you keep a journal? ya 88. What do your parents do? drink 89. Do you like your age? n0 90. What makes you angry? friends but i still love them 91. Do you like your own name? not really but its ok 92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they? andrew- 93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child? boy 94. What are you strengths? music 95. What are your weaknesses? me 96. How did you get your name? my dead auntie 97. Were your ancestors royalty? no 98. Do you have any scars? yea 99. Color of your bedspread? purple 100. Color of your room? blue

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wattpad

hmu my wattpad is dumbcryinqkid

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every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

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friends wanted

just inbox me, and we can be friends 

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shane

{\__/} ( • ~ •) / > 📒 want my conspiracy ideas? {\__/} ( • - •) 📒< lol jk

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every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

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:o

Shane, parking the car: Can you get a table for us?

Jake: Sure

-a few minutes later-

Jake, running out of the restaurant carrying a table:START THE CAR!

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yes yes yes and yes

imagine #208

*Person A’s phone rings, the callers name showing ‘daddy’*

Person C: ha, i didnt know that you still had your father’s name as daddy.

Person A, holding up the phone to their ear: hey person b.

Person C, spitting out their water: WHAT

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IT’S ALMOST BEEN A YEAR!!

February 1st will be the one year anniversary of Shane introducing Andrew to his audience! I know we’re all excited about the new conspiracy series but I think we need to do something to show our appreciation for Andrew. Especially with people who get on his and Shane’s case about not getting videos out on time, I think he’d need to see we’re still thankful for his work. And remember, Shane said that it was Andrew’s editing that reinspired him to make videos he’s passionate about and not just eat Chipotle on camera. Without Andrew, we may have never gotten the Jeffree Star, Jake Paul, Molly Burke, or Grav3YardGirl series. So, on the 1st maybe we can all use #AppreciateAndrew to show how much we are glad he’s joined Shane on his adventures.