andrews--ashton

[andrews--ashton]

I hope you stuck to the part where he just likes her pants part, and didn't tell her he wanted IN her pants... 

I am lacking creativity and therefor, I’m gonna tell you a cute story. This boy in my choir always pulls at this girl’s pigtails everyday during reading time. She was completely convinced that this kid had some sort of evil plan to murder her, but no worries, I told her that when boys pick on girls like that, it just means they really like their pants. Hopefully she’ll keep that in mind for a few years.

[andrews--ashton]

Sydney? What are you doing there? 

It’s around 23 Celsius in Sydney. This place feels like paradise right now, I have no intentions to leave anytime soon. It was nice meeting you all.

[andrews--ashton]

Hii! It's nice to meet you. I'm Ashton. 

I guess a post on here introducing myself would be ideal/ I’m Lexie.

[andrews--ashton]

That's good! At least you can't complain, right? It's going good, thanks. I did, and I gave her all the love I am possibly capable of, and nuggets back. 

My Christmas is going pretty well, pretty well. Ain’t complaining. How about you? D’you get your much longed for blowjob?

[andrews--ashton]

Ha, Merry Christmas, Rory. How's your Christmas going? 

Merry Christmas to you, too, Curly frie.

[andrews--ashton]

You called? 

Ashton.

[andrews--ashton]

I do try, I'm not gonna lie. 

Awn and you’re the best boyfriend. And I love you, even more now that you brought me nuggets.

[andrews--ashton]

I'm not complaining. You're the best girlfriend ever. I love you. And I brought you nuggets. 

It definitely cured your other problems so you can’t complain, baby. I’m waiting for my nuggets, yes.

[andrews--ashton]

As good ass you are at giving blow jobs, it's never cured my hunger. So I'll be back soon with cheeseburgers and nuggets. 

Oi you were the one mentioning cheeseburgers, I would’ve given you a blow job with or without nuggets, you know?

[andrews--ashton]

The things I do for you... and a blow job.... I'm just gonna go in my pyjamas, you'll hear all about it on E! tomorrow. 

If you don’t mind being in the news tomorrow for going to get a cheeseburger dressed in pyjamas, yes.

[andrews--ashton]

That's the opposite of a problem, though, and I can't really help it. 

Well your truth is making me blush, anyways.

[andrews--ashton]

They should! Imagine how much more money they could earn if they did delivery! It'd be amazing. No, surprisingly not. I'm not complaining, though. 

They do? See they should apply that to every other country, it’d be pretty useful. It wasn’t that difficult to get what you wanted, then.

[andrews--ashton]

Mmmmh, okay. Is it acceptable to go out for a cheeseburger in your pyjamas? 

If you’re gonna get a cheeseburger, bring me nuggets. We can discuss the whole blow job issue after you give me my nuggets.

[andrews--ashton]

They do in Japan, actually. It's sad that they don't in America, that happens to be a really lazy country compared to Japan. It's ok, I think I've managed to work it out. 

McDonald’s should have a deliveries on call service or whatever they call it. As for the second part, I don’t really think I can help there.

[andrews--ashton]

I'm not trying to make you blush, I'm just stating the truth. 

Don’t start trying to make me blush again.

[andrews--ashton]

But... effort. 

That is because it really is easy, Ash!

[andrews--ashton]

I don't think it's possible for you to be anything but beautiful, to be honest. 

In that case, I want to be ugly please.