andrewologist

[andrewologist]

i love the original frankenstein novel a normal amount

[andrewologist]

Aaand one for superman

[andrewologist]

I was accidentally 15 one time and basically there’s Problems forever because of this

[andrewologist]

when i blacklist something because i don't care about it i never feel compelled to open the posts and they just wash over me like white noise. when i blacklist something because i actively dislike it i end up opening that damn post like 85% of the time just to go yep. hated that.

[andrewologist]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT WE ARE SO BACK 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

[andrewologist]

my observation from 2 months of kittens

[andrewologist]

people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

[andrewologist]

ⓘ Tip You can skip part of the day by taking a nap.

[andrewologist]

"to smithereens" is one of the worst things to be blown to. right up there with weezer

[andrewologist]

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

[andrewologist]

the idea of a 21 year old being engaged is so scary. stay safe dont do that do yourself

[andrewologist]

Me when I catch myself thinking "I wonder what it's like to be chosen by somebody" but then I remember my best friend chooses to be my best friend and my mutuals choose to follow me and the minimum wage employee chooses to give me sincere kindness that I remember years later because I was going through a hard time and it meant a lot

[andrewologist]

With he’s friends

[andrewologist]

dunno how i got onto this side of the internet but i discovered that there has been a charge put in place on a notorious sea cucumber poacher off the coast of BC.

There was a high speed boat chase involved

They fished this guy's phone out the water in order to get the evidence they needed

he made like a million off nearly 40,000 kgs of sea cucumbers

one million dollars of sea cucumber crime is the name of my new indie band

This has been my day apparently

[andrewologist]

shes singing pictures ;_;

[andrewologist]

my friends and I have created a game we call Quipposting, where you play quiplash but you roll a wheel full of character archetypes, and whatever it lands on, you all answer as if you are like, a wizard or cowboy. This legitimately makes quiplash go from a fun enough game to an S+ tier absolute unabashed banger

[andrewologist]

im joining the war on gross disgusting pornographic content on the side of gross disgusting pornographic content