I lived, I loved, I did, I've done, everything that I wanted and it was more than I thought it would be, I will leave my mark so everyone will know... I was here.
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Baby boomer goals: home ownership, 2.5 kids, dream vacations to florida/hawaii
Millenial goals: having any money left after bills, an apartment without roommates, dying quickly and painlessly in the initial nuclear exchange to avoid witnessing the collapse of humanity
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me after experiencing the entire range of human emotion in under an hour
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mm yes muvva *tongue pop* give us that hyper death drop!!
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To the spiders in the ceiling corners: you’re keeping your end of the contract, love u honeys catch those tasty flies
To the spiders halfway down the wall and touchin my furniture: you’re on thin fucking ice babes
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It was kind of a dick move to create animals that require air, then confine them to the freaking ocean
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