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Ok people I have a questions that is plauging the masses (me)

*For context: whenever me and my cousins would gather, we would always inevitably have a fighting ring, where all the cousins of the same age would fight/wrestle each other, and the winner would fight the oldest cousin for bragging rights. It wasn't malicious either, it was like a bracket game, and occasionally the oldest cousin would let a little cousin win as an ego boost. Only occasionally tho*

I also need people to spread this so tags:

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I'll update once the poll is finished

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A software tester walks into a bar. Runs into a bar. Crawls into a bar. Dances into a bar. Flies into a bar. Jumps into a bar. And orders: a beer. 2 beers. O beers. 99999999 beers. a lizard in a beer glass. -1 beer. "qwertyuiop" beers. Testing complete. A real customer walks into the bar and turns on a screen reader. The bar goes up in flames.

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other social media websites im on are like. hawk tuah girl and mr beast are collabing for a festables event. and tumblr is like. here are my top 10 favorite ants

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"Is this why we don't let you carve the pumpkins?"

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Can you watch this freaking thing for me

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31. Ghost

"Huh. I'll need a few more assemblers here. I'd need to reroute, make some room- or I could jam some speed modules in and call it a day."

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Remctangle

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Walked into art seminar at Christian university and the board is set up for the discussion and it says "frottage"

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??? why are “friends with benefits” now considered a cringe straight people thing???? friends can fuck. it’s literally fine

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next FFF leaked

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there are 6 flavors of qubits (using the names from quarks, for some reason) and thus 36 possible configurations. So every time you have a successful decode, it randomizes, and you have to iterate through all the configurations again to find the correct one.

why would you do this to your players? do you hate them? do you want them to go mad building endless logic networks?

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apparently they added new achievements with space age, which means for a brief window my achievement page is implying i have crafted twenty million green chips without ever building an assembling machine

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it's interesting how everyone calls out factorio for having the "don't forget to watch out for the natives!" line, but the Civilization series has always had the idea that there are "uncivilized" tribes randomly arranged around the map who serve no purpose and have no value and must be exterminated or they will continually attack your innocent settlers. it's okay, we called them "barbarians", because clearly some humans are just Orcs without culture who only exist to be killed.

Like, how are these not the same thing? Factorio at least has the weak justification that their natives are bugs who don't show any signs of having sapience, but Civ barbarians build settlements and develop weapons. The game just uses its rules to make it so you can't talk to them, you can only kill them or let them kill you.

Unlike, you know, the named civilizations. Even the most warlike civ in the game can be reasoned with, you can make treaties with a warmonger who is currently building nukes, but these nameless local tribes? they must be wiped out. There is no other option.

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Factorio fan comic - Space Platform