Andy, she/they, 35. Professional science nerd, amateur musician.M*A*S*H, OFMD, Star Trek, among other things
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Saying that a certain group of people is too privileged to complain about the way that things are is its own sort of defense of the status quo
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its really telling where you learned about lapis lazuli. put yours in the tags
#there was a 1997 PC game called crayola magic wardrobe#and it was like. fashion paper dolls from times and places in history#and the colonial india one had lapis lazuli jewelry
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Having internet friends is an experience. Did you eat today? I can鈥檛 believe your sister hasn鈥檛 apologized yet, what a bitch. Drink a glass of water right now. Want to see a cat picture? I love you. I know you better than your parents. I don鈥檛 know your name. I鈥檓 having a rough day, can you talk to me about your favorite videogame? I love you. Good morning means good night means good afternoon means go to sleep. Here鈥檚 a doodle I made in class. I鈥檓 stealing your clothes as we speak, they鈥檙e so pretty. I love you. I love your pet. What does your hair look like? I鈥檇 love to see that weird leaf. I love you. I鈥檓 making you your favorite food. Thank you for holding my secrets for me. I love you. We鈥檙e having a coffe date. I love you. I鈥檓 giving you a screen-sized hug. I love you. I love you. I love you.
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I would just like to submit this casual reminder: There's nothing in the Bible that explicitly states that a Priest can't have a bratty sub.
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characters who arent canonically gay but whose behavior just makes no sense unless you read them as gay
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comment on a mash clip......... hold my hand when i tell you this
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Thinking about how every major city (except fort worth) in Texas is blue, votes democrat in every election, is majority liberal/left-leaning. It's driving me insane okay. The majority of Texans live in or around the major cities. Land does not vote.
75% of Texans live in BLUE!!!
This makes me want to put a toaster in the bath tub okay bye!!!
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i've said this before but it's so crazy that some of you just grew up with tornadoes. if i saw one twister snake down from the clouds in front of my physical eyes i would become a mad priest for the rest of my life. and people from kansas are just like "lmao yeah that's why we had basement prom that one year" or whatevr
#meanwhile 鈥媔t's crazy to me that so many people go their whole lives without ever experiencing one#and it's wild that people grow up with earthquakes instead
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you tell people that you ship Kirk and Spock, theyre like oh Kirk and Spock haha yeah ive heard tales of their romance, youre so vintage. you tell people that you ship the guys from MASH and they're like "youre shipping characters from MASH? haha, that's so crazy, people will find yaoi everywhere i guess" meanwhile the guys from MASH were doing some Giovanni's Room shit on the television screens of USAmerica for 10 years. and i'm crazy??? i'm the crazy one for seeing what is clearly in front of my eyes??? it's the world that is crazy. i'm being GASLIT
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spin this wheel for a length of fic. you have to write a fic that length
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i liked this movie a lot
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I know that Dreams could never have happened earlier than it did, but also now I'm fascinated by what different ideas for it Alan Alda had in his mind for years. I need to know what it would have looked like if it somehow made it to air in an earlier season.
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what "no sugar added" should mean: the natural sugars of the other ingredients like fruit are the only source of sweetness in this product
what is actually means: we added a fuckton of artificial sweeteners
#YEAH!!!#and nobody seems to grasp the fact that MANY PEOPLE would like this product BETTER if it was less sweet#and didn't have that weird sucralose taste#and if you ask if you can see the ingredients of a beverage/product in a restaurant or ice cream shop or whatever#it can be weirdly hard to get them to understand that no#artificial sweeteners are what i am trying to AVOID because i do NOT LIKE HOW THEY TASTE
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