cat mom. wife. lesbian. obsessor. all the good stuff. call me Andy. she/her. 25. andawaywego fanfiction.
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I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING
RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO
COME ON IT’S LOVELY WEATHER
FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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I think my dream job would be sitting in the writers' room for tv shows and just telling them when their ideas are bad. They don't even have to pay me, I'd do it for free. Really I don't even need a chair. I'll just stand in the corner.
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Stress having physical effects is so stupid your body's just like "you've been having a real shit time and I'm about to make it worse" I hope you die I hope we both die
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i don’t know if it’s been asked before, but in what are friends for? there’s this quote
‘The same Jamie who sprayed her with the sprinkler just that afternoon and cackled at the look on Dani’s face; who gets drunk with her and makes her get out every once in a while; who she’s patched up one too many times after “gardening accident”; who just gave Dani her first orgasm.’
why is gardening accident in quotation marks sorry I didn’t understand lol
hello! it’s never been asked. the implication there (that i was going for—sorry this wasn’t more clear) is that Jamie is a klutz who hurts herself and blames it on gardening tasks. hopefully that makes more sense?
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Smile, 𝐋𝐮𝐤𝐞 𝐒𝐤𝐲𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐞𝐫.
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“There’s a floating woman in the front porch, she needs to talk to you?”
What We Do In The Shadows (1x7)
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— such is the tragedy of stars (x)
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“As a joke we said ‘Why not kill the Baron?’, and if you were there at the time, you too would have laughed.”
What We Do In The Shadows (1x7)
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ANAKIN SKYWALKER Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith (2005)
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MOVIES I’VE WATCHED IN 2022 ↳ 11. Star Wars: Attack of the Clones (2002) ★★★★
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The police minding their own business at the crime scene:
Batman in the corner:
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i am not the same person i was before i started playing this video game
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